Chapter Four: Umma, What Does Porn Mean? (Part Two)
Day Four: Umma, What Does Porn Mean? (Part Two)
Yoochun and Changmin glanced nervously at the stiff and tense back of their band leader, looking at each other tensely for a quick moment then instantly averting their eyes.
They both had the mutual desire to run for it and not care about the consequence that it might bring but their damn bodies wont do as they are told!
After some more very,very tense moments of silence...
“Yoochun, Changmin…” came Yunho’s deep and controlled voice, making both culprits jump.
“Y-yes hyung?” Yoochun boldly answered, a light sheen of sweat appearing at the wide expanse of his exposed forehead.
Yunho turned to them, his lips in a stern and straight line. “Before I break both of your spines…” the leader drawled emphasizing the words: break and spines.
They two about to be victims gulped audibly.
“I want to hear everything that happened yesterday when Jaejoongie and I were sleeping.”
Yoochun twiddled his thumbs nervously, “E-everything?” he questioned, looking wide eyed at his barely composed band leader.
Yunho glared at him, his almond shaped eyes forming into evil slits. “Do you want the back breaking to start now then?” he asked, starting to crack his knuckles.
“WAIT!” Changmin almost screamed, waving his hands in defeat.
“We’ll confess, we’ll confess.” The youngest muttered, raising his hands palms facing forward, like that of a true criminal that was caught red handed.
Yunho smirked victoriously, pulling a stool from some corner of the living room and sitting in front of his two guilty dongsengs, steeling himself for their confessions.
“Okay…start talking Changmin.” Yunho said, showering them with his out most and undivided attention.
Changmin sighed, closing his eyes, “Alright…it all started when stupid Yoochun hyung and that gullible big assed Junsu started to...”
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Jaejoong looked at Junsu nervously, not knowing how to answer the questioning look JinHo was giving him.
'Stupid Yunho leaving me here...' Jaejoong thought angrily, a pout marrying. 'They were suppose to be the kid's parents and help each other!'
Pursing his lips the lead singer thought hard, 'How do you explain to an innocent, lovable, and precious four year old boy the components involving the “P” word?'
Starting to get impatient from the lack of answers,JinHo called for his umma, hopping off of his seat, and padding towards him.
Jaejoong sighed, and scooped the little boy in his arms.
“Umma, is porn a bad word?” JinHo asked, snuggling his head against his umma’s chest.
The lead singer coughed, looking at Junsu again, mouthing the words: ‘Help Me!’
"Eh? -ah...OH Right! Yes!" Junsu said quite loudly,diverting the little boy's attention to him.
JinHo pouted, " It is?" he asked, eyes wide.
"Yes JinHo yah...it is um a very,very bad word." Junsu confirmed, nodding his head, "A little boy like you should never say that word again."
"E-eh? But why did Chanmin hyung and Yunchun hyung say it yesterday then if it was a bad word?" the boy asked confused, tilting his head to the side.
"Well you see JinHo yah..." Junsu started, standing up and kneeling in front of JinHo, "Your Yoochun hyung and Changmin hyung are idiots." he explained simply , a solemn expression on his child-like face. "So never follow what they do or say, alright?"
The little boy looked at his noona again with wide eyes, "B-but I thought noona loved Yunchun hyung!" he said, looking up at his umma with distressed eyes. "I even saw them kiss!"
Jaejoong's nostrils flared, his eyes widening yet again, this time aimed towards the now tomato red Junsu.
'How could they do this?!' Jaejoong wanted to scream and rip his hair out. 'First talking about porn and then kissing?!'
"What were you idiots thinking?" the lead singer hissed, his eyes turning ice cold.
"It was all Yoochun's fault!" Junsu said loudly, in his dolphin-like voice. "I told him no but he kept on forcing himself on me!"
'And who am I to resist my Yoochunnie when I love him so much?' he thought dreamily. A beautiful picture of Yoochun's dreamy eyes and irresistible smile appearing in his head.
"Don't worry umma." JinHo's little voice said, putting his hands on either side of his umma's face."I know how much Yunchun hyung loves Junnie noona. I won't tell anyone too! I promise!" he said smiling toothily and lifting his pinkie up.
Jaejoong sighed, reluctantly intertwining his much bigger pinkie with his son's. 'This kid's innocence is truly baffling...'
A distinct shuffling of feet averted Jaejoong's attention from his thoughts, looking up he saw Yunho, Yoochun, and Changmin's forms entering the kitchen.
Both Yoochun and Changmin were sporting matching pouts and looks of disdain in their faces while Yunho on the other hand had a satisfied smirk on his lips.
"JinHo yah come to appa." Yunho said, waving for the boy's attention.
At his appa's call, JinHo quickly wiggled out of his umma's arms and zoomed straight into his appa. Hugging the man close while laughing his little heart out.
"Appa!" he said happily.
Yunho laughed, ruffling the little boy's hair, "You missed appa that much huh?" he teased.
"Uh-huh!" JinHo said smiling until his cheeks hurt, "My appa is the best!"
Yunho chuckled, slowly looking at Jaejoong with smirk on his face.
'Psh...I don't understand what JinHo loves about that conniving bastard...' Jaejoong thought, puffing his cheeks dejectedly, glaring squarely at the band leader's amused and smug face.
"So JinHo yah, what do you want to do today?" Yunho asked, turning his attention to the little boy in his arms.
"Hmmm...I want to play soccer!" JinHo said loudly, looking at his noona, who laughed in delight.
Junsu had been meaning to teach JinHo all about soccer since the day he arrived but due to er...unexplainable circumstances, he just voiced his love for the game and in teaching only yesterday.
"Oh really?" Yunho grinned his eyes glinting mischievously. "Do you want to go to the park then with noona and both of your hyungs?"
"Really appa?" JinHo said excitedly, his eyes glimmering.
"Of course JinHo yah." the leader smiled, settling the boy on to his feet, and pushing him gently towards Junsu. "Go and help JinHo get ready Su." Yunho ordered smirking at the happy smile Junsu flashed at him.
"Alright hyung!" the dolphin boy replied, pulling on JinHo's arm and leading the boy into his bedroom.
"Yoochun, Changmin you both are going with them understand?" Yunho asked, looking at his still pouting dongsengs.
"Yes hyung." Yoochun muttered rolling his eyes and bragging a now protesting Changmin out of the dining room with him.
When the footfalls of his two dongseng's became none existent Yunho finally turned his attention to Jaejoong.
Jaejoong looked Yunho with a raised eyebrow, 'What is this idiot planning?' the lead singer wanted to know, getting a little too suspicious of Yunho's smirking face.
"Finally...alone time just for the umma and appa." the leader said huskily, wiggling his eyebrows.
"E-eh?" Jaejoong stuttered in surprise, his mouth forming into a perfect 'o'.
'Is this some sick joke?!' he wanted to yell.
"Mmm-hmm..." Yunho said silkily, strutting towards the still shell shocked Jaejoong. Once there, the band leader fell into his knees, and propped his hands on the latter's knees. He then leaned in to whisper on Jaejoong's ear.
"We'll definitely have some fun Jae - Joong um - ma..." he breathed, tugging on the elder's ear lobe with his teeth,
Jaejoong felt his body shudder, 'What have I gotten myself into?!'
'A-and what has gotten into this-this person?!'
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ahhhh...i didnt get to finish it again...blame it all on my laziness...-___- sorry everyone!
i've decided to make three parts for this chapter, the third one is strictly YunJae. so best be prepared for the hotness over load! XD I'll make yunho extra steamy in the next chap if you guys comment kay?? <333
btw...jinho loving yunho more than jae is due to my personal bias...as you guys can obviously see i'm a die hard yunho fan! XDD