Title: My Honey Funny Bunny
Pairings: Yunho and Jaejoong with slight Yoochun and Junsu
Other: Changmin
Rating: R
Genre: Romance, Crack, and Humor
Length: ONE SHOT
Summary:This tale tells of a innocent bunny's encounters with a greasy vampire and his hyper active lover, a perverted prince, and a naughty wolf.
My Honey Funny Bunny
Once upon a time there was bunny who was named Jaejoong. He was a shy little thing, always hiding behind his mother's skirts when a visitor or a stranger comes by. You could say that Jaejoong was a bit of an introvert. Or a wimp as bullies would call his type of personality. But even though he was a wimp, Jaejoong was the most beautiful bunny in the whole village. His alabaster skin, fluffy white tail, and snow white ears were unmatched. With a swish of his ears and a slight wiggle of his tail even the strongest and straightest man would turn into a sex deprived predator.
One day Jaejoong's mom asked him to deliver a basket full of goodies to his sick grandfather who lived by the edge of the Forbidden Forest. "Bu-but Umma! Harabeoji lives by the dark woods!" Jaejoong cried, worry etched on his face. What if he gets eaten by some strange animal on his way?
"No buts Jaejoong!" his mother reprimanded sternly pulling out a big basket out of nowhere and handing it to him along with a pink see through yet warm coat with a lacy hood. "You have to learn how to be independent! I won't be here forever you know!"
Jaejoong's eyes welled up in tears, "Yo-you're not?" he blubbered. And yes, Jaejoong is the slow type as well.
With a sigh, Jaejoong's mother draped the pink see through yet warm coat on his shoulders and placed the fluffy lacy hood on his head, arranging it around his ears. "There now you look presentable. Now off you go! I need to catch up with my soap operas!" his mother said pushing her still blubbering son out of the door.
What an inconsiderate and selfish mother.
Jaejoong walked cautiously just a few steps shy from the Forbidden Forest, his slim fingers holding tightly on the large wicker basket. "I-I think I'm lost." he said slowly, looking too and fro. Where was he? He couldn't see his Harabeoji's house anywhere! It was getting darker and darker too! Tears were pooling in his eyes as he walked over to a large rock. He was ready for a good cry.
"Ho-how could I go back now?" Jaejoong whimpered, lowering the wicker basket and covering his face with his hands. He was thinking about his poor mother and his eight older siblings as well as his aging father. 'What would they do if I was gone?' he thought with woe.
The crybaby bunny was so caught up in his own misery that he did not notice two looming figures emerging out of the forest advancing towards him.
"Are you lost little bunny?" whispered a voice against his ear almost making Jaejoong shriek. Bunny instincts kicking in, he hopped swiftly way from the intruder and hid behind a tree. He looked at his two attackers with fear filled eyes. He didn't do well with strangers at all.
"Nyaaaah you don't have to be scared Bunny-chan!" chirped the white fuzz ball that Jaejoong has yet to still identify. He was a weird looking creature with soft looking tuft like ears sticking out of his raven black head, his hands were covered with fluff like gloves and he was wearing a two sizes to big button up shirt that reached just below his knees. It had fluff all over. He also apparently forgo any sort of underwear for Jaejoong could see bits and pieces of his well shaped behind as the hyper active thing scuttled around. Good thing Jaejoong was wearing his pink lace panties underneath his pink see through but warm coat. At least he was decently dressed.
"By the way I'm Junsu but you could call me Jun-chan! Oh, oh and I'm a sheep from Hiroshima, Japan!" The white fluff squeaked waving energtically "And and this is my master Yoochun-sama!" he pointed at the tall looming figure right next him wearing all black except for the gleaming silver pendant shaped like a sheep with a heart on his neck and his multiple ear piercings. Long midnight locks framed his face, his long bangs covering one of his eyes.
"Nice to meet you little bunny." He said huskily with smirk. Was that a fang protruding from his lips?
Jaejoong felt like peeing his panties. Of all the people for him to come across by himself, he just had to come across such a weird and polar opposites pair.
"A-Are you...?" Jaejoong stuttered too nervous to talk coherently, pointing straight at Yoochun's mouth.
"Oh right! He's a vampire!" Junsu said excitedly wrapping his arms around Yoochun neck. "He's harmless though so don't worry! He only drinks my blood."
Yoochun grinned down at him and patted his head. "That's cause you're blood is a special delicacy that was made only for me Junsu yah..." The taller man then proceeded to lick the side of Junsu's mouth in a teasing manner. Junsu moaned capturing Yoochun's tongue with his mouth.
The couple started to make out.
Jaejoong blanched. 'What the heck?!' he exclaimed with flaring cheeks. He has never seen anything so...so primal. No one in his village did this at all! He wanted to close his eyes but something was stopping him, like a tangible force he could not explain. It was like the shameless act that Yoochun and Jun-chan called to him. Enticing him to look and learn.
So he did.
He looked on as Yoochun slowly lowered a moaning and thrashing Junsu on the hard ground, he gasped along with Junsu as Yoochun ripped Junsu's top apart revealing soft and flushed skin.
He burned when Yoochun lavished wet kisses on Junsu's torso. Eventhough Junsu looked like and sounded like he was in pain he wasn't stopping Yoochun at all. He was encouraging him by opening his legs wider and lifting his hips so Yoochun could cup and mold his butt. Junsu kept saying "Yoochun-sama...oh Yoochun-sama...!" in such a breathless voice, with his fingers burrying themselves into Yoochun's thick locks. He moaned even louder when Yoochun latched on to one of his nipples. Judging from how much Yoochun's cheeks were hollowing the vampire was sucking pretty hard.
Jaejoong felt woosy. His body flushed everywhere. It was a strange feeling he never felt before. It was like his whole body was stiffining and becoming over sensitized. Even the rough bark of the tree felt pleasurable on his bare chest and calmmy hands. He lowered his hand abit wanting to straighten his cloak.
"Ah!" his fingers brushed against something hard and unfamiliar. It was hard and painful and it was sticking out of his panties! "Wh-what is this?" he said frantically. Looking at the thing his mother often called his 'jewels'. His mother said that his jewels should always remain pure and untainted till he meets the perfect person for him. Thats why Jaejoong always washed and took care of his jewels. He wanted them to be nice and pretty so that when he meets his perfect person, he would be proud to show em and tell em that he saved his jewels just for them.
But now his jeweles look all pink and swollen. It was stiff yet soft. And whenever Jaejoong brushed his fingers upon it, little shocks of an unexplained feeling flooded his body. It made his knees feel all weak and buckly too.
"Oh my god...is it possible that I caught a disease from watching Yoochun and Jun-chan?" Jaejoong paniced. Checking his arms and fingers for any signs of blisters or rashes.
"Not really. You're just turned on little bunny" sneered a voice that was followed by a cackle like laugh. Before Jaejoong could scream out for help a large hand covered his mouth. Pulling him away deeper into the woods. Jaejoong looked around, dark trees he saw, cold breeze he felt. He just realized that hid himself in the Forbidden Forest!
Oh and did I mention Jaejoong was slow? Because he really is...slow.
"Stop squirming!" the voice said gruffly plopping him against a tree. Jaejoong looked up at his captor fearfully. Hes a tall man with strawberry blonde wavy hair and had on a sky blue robe, little stars poking out of the sleeve on each side.
"I am Prince Changmin. And I am here to provide protection for you my dear bunny." giving the shuddering bunny a mismatched smile.
"Pro-protection?" Jaejoong squeaked, wanting to run away. The prince's mismatched smile was starting to scare him.
"Yes protection. As you can see you are currently inside the depths of the Forbidden Forest which my family rules by the way. So yes you dearly need protection little one."
"I'm only here cause you pulled me in here!" Jaejoong cried, tears were starting to pool around his eyes again. He hated this day. He just wanted to go home and make himself some hot cocoa.
"Ah well you were hiding behind a one of the trees so I thought you were interested of exploring the forest." Changmin reasoned, scratching the back of his head. "You wouldn't be able to get out now anyway. The forest is filled with dark magic the does not allow a traveler to escape until he or she meets up with the wolf."
Jaejoong's eyes widen. "Th-the wolf? What wolf?"
Changmin smirked. "He's the guardian of the the forest. And he is very easily angered."
"I'm gonna die!" Jaejoong exclaimed bursting out in tears. "I'm never gonna see my family ever again!"
Changmin rolled his eyes. "Oh stop being a crybaby you little wimp!"
"Shut up!" Jaejoong sniffled, "I"m going to be eaten the a wolf!"
"I'm pretty sure you'll enjoy it when he eats you." Changmin mumbled, fishing out a foil package from within his robes.
"Did you say something?" Jaejoong asked, wiping his eyes with his cloak.
The prince waved him off "Nothing nothing anyways...you won't be eaten that I could assure you as long as you have this." He handed Jaejoong a little square like thing. It had a hollow middle and a shiny and smooth covering. "What is this thing?"
"It's protection. That is what you need to defend yourself against the wolf. Be sure to show it to him once you reach the heart of the forest. For that is where we usually wanders."
Jaejoong held the protection close to his heart. This was his salvation. "Th-thank you Prince Changmin." he said smiling at the taller man then proceeded to put the protection inside his panties for safe keeping. What he did not notice was the prince's eyes following his every move.
"I will always remember this Prince Changmin." the bunny grinned.
Changmin gave him another one of his creepy mismatched smiles. "Don't worry yourself my little bunny. You will be fine." the prince assured patting Jaejoong on the shoulder. "My camera's are everywhere I'll make sure that there won't be any harm done to you."
The bunny bowed, "Thank you Prince!" And with a last wave and a cackle Changmin disappeared.
Jaejoong went on his way with an obvious spring to his step. So far he hasn't met the wolf or any oother wild animal. Maybe he'll survive after all.
"Umma would be so proud of me!" he said cheerily. "I can finally take care of myself! I'm still in one piece and I still have the bas-"
Jaejoong looked at his empty hands. "Omo! My basket!" he wailed around with arms flapped open. "I can't believe I left Harabeoji's goodies! Waaaah!"
"What is all that racket?" came an irritated growl coming from behind a big and thick black tree.
Jaejoong felt his whole body freeze, his eyes staring at the tree and surrounding shrubbery that was shuddering a bit. 'Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! What do I do?!'
A tall hulking figure then emarged from the tall bushes. Jaejoong felt his mouth go dry. There are two words the could perfectly describe this man and that is 'naked perfection'. He was tan and tall with cropped dark brown hair. His wolf ears were a shade of dark brown as well as his long thick tail. Muscles rippled as he walked closer to Jaejoong's frozen form.
The wolf inhaled loudly, his sharp canines glinting as the red-orange light from the setting sun reflected on them.
"Uuhmm" Jaejoong stuttered finally getting his jaw muscles to work.
Sharp yellow eyes flashed at him, eying him up and down like he was some piece of meat. Which technically he is. To this wolf at least.
"What are you doing strutting around my forest?" the wolf asked, his long tail swishing from side to side.
"I-I got lost..." Jaejoong explained, looking the wolf timidly. His body was reacting to the wolf's presence for some reason. He felt feverish all of a sudden.
"Did you really?" The wolf murmured, comming even closer. He was so close that Jaejoong could smell the musky scent of pine trees and earth on his skin.
"Ye-yes...the prince was kind enough to show me the way and give me protection..." Jaejoong said with half closed eyes. The smell of the wolf was affecting him greatly. It was intoxicating. And it was making Jaejoong think of weird and strange thoughts.
"Protection hmm?" the wolf whispered, his arm wrapping around Jaejoong's tiny waist pulling the bunny closer. He bent down laved his tongue on Jaejoong's neck making the smaller creature gasp. "Let me see this protection of yours and I just might let you pass."
Jaejoong shakily reached under his cloak, dipping his fingers in his pink panties. The wolf moaned, pulling this hand away and replacing with his own clawed hand. "Oh my..." Jaejoong gasped, feeling the sharp edges of the wolf's nails brush the tip of his sensitive jewel.
The wolf pulled his hand out slowly and eyed the small foil like package. He chuckled. "And you said the prince gave you this right?" he asked nibbling one of Jaejoong's soft bunny ears.
"AH!"
"Hmmm..." the wolf licked his lips eying Jaejoong's writhing body with smoldering look. "I think...you don't need protection after all."
"Nnnn...ahhh...wu...wha d-do you mean?" the bunny asked shakily. "A-are you gonna eat mm-me?"
The wolf laughed,lifting a clawed finger rip off the flimsy cloth covering his prey. "In a sense yes I am gonna it you."
Jaejoong looked at him fearfully.
"But..." the wolf ghost his lips against Jaejoong's "You will enjoy it." He crashed his lips against Jaejoong's nipping on his lower lip with a fang then easing the swollen flesh with his tongue. Jaejoong gasped almost choking as the wolf,s tongue entered his mouth. Sampling every surface his mouth contained. He felt like suffocating. But in the most pleasurable way possible.
"I'm Yunho by the way." The wolf said after finally letting go of Jaejoong's mouth, "Remember that name because that name is what you'll be screaming the whole night long."
Yunho nibbled on Jaejoong's neck re-tasting the soft skin there. "This is the first time I've been so intoxicated with something." Yunho moaned, lowering his mouth to taste Jaejoong's sexy colar bones. "You small so good Jaejoongie..."
Jaejoong shuddered as Yunho's questing mouth inched slowly to his hardening nipples. "Ho-how did you know my name?" he asked breathlessly, whimpering loudly when Yunho cupped his ass.
"I've been watching you for sometime now." Yunho confessed, squeezing and parting his ass cheeks teasingly. "I saw you picking flowers with your mother a couple of months ago and I knew right there and then that I just had to have you for myself."
"Oh Yunho..." Jaejoong gasped, his knees were starting to buckle. All this new emotions, all these heightened feelings were making him feel light headed.
"Yes baby...let me feel you're body against mine." Yunho whispered erotically, lowering the bunny on a soft patch of grass. He looked at Jaejoong with eyes full of desire, the moon light was reflecting on his flawless skin making him look ethereal.
"You're the most beautiful creature I have ever laid my eyes upon on."
Jaejoong felt himself blush. "I'm not-AH! Yunho!" A warm mouth clamped on his nipple, suckling and licking the nub like it was a treat. "Yun-ah! S-stop that!"
"Why?" Yunho smirked pinching his other nipple making the bunny jump. "Feels too good?" he asked preparing to take the small bud in his mouth.
"N-naaah!" Jaejoong screamed as Yunho bit his nipple, swirling his tongue around the perky flesh.
"You taste so good Jaejoongie..." growled trailing his tongue down on the silky flesh. He wanted to posses this body. This small, fragile, sexy body. "I want you to be mine...all mine..." He nibbled on the writhing man's hip, hooking his thumbs on the scrap of lace that hid Jaejoong's most intimate part.
"Yun-Yunho my jewel..." Jaejoong whimpered, trying to cover himself. "It's swollen and weird..."
"No Jaejoong ah...it's a natural reaction of a male." Yunho exclaimed with a smile, He gently pushed Jaejoong's protecting hands away and experimentally squeeze Jaejoong's cock.
"Ah! Oh...oh...ahaah..." a mixture of wanton moans and groans filtered out of Jaejoong's wet mouth. It felt so good.
"Yun-Yunho I cant...aaah!"
"Ssssh...let me take care of everything Jaejoongie..." Yunho murmured, taking Jaejoong's swollen member in his mouth. He alternately tongued and sucked the swollen shaft until it twitched uncontrollably.
"Yunho yah...I'm feeling aahh...strange..." Jaejoong said. He was shaking uncontrollably. He was loosing control of his body.It was like something wants to get loose but he doesn't know how. Yunho let go of Jaejoong's member with a resounding pop using his hand instead. "Does it feel like there is something coiling and waiting to be released int he pit of your stomach Jaejoongie?" Yunho asked nibbling his ear.
"Uh huh..." Jaejoong sighed, opening his legs a wider. "It feels so tight Yunho yah..."
"That's cus you're about to come Jaejoong ah...just-" he lowered his head again mouth aiming towards Jaejoong's apple red cock "Let go" he gave it a hard squeeze and suck.
Jaejoong exploded. He screamed his release. His whole body shaking and shuddering. He was breaking.
Yunho held him tightly. Milking him with his mouth. He wanted Jaejoong's essence on his tongue and down his throat. He has been fantazing about this moment for months.
When Jaejoong finally calmed down, Yunho slowly flipped him. "On you're hands and knees baby..." he ordered. "I'm gonna show you how we animals love each other to the fullest."
"Tha-that wasn't enough?" Jaejoong asked in a gurgled voice as he shaking lifted his body.
Yunho shook his head, grinning devilishly. "Not even close baby." He licked a couple of fingers and teased Jaejoong's pink and untouched entrance. "I'm gonna fuck you so good that you'll be begging for it everyday Jaejoongie..."
Somewhere in a dark secluded cave, sat the dark silhouette of Prince Changmin, potato chips in hand. His mismatched smile firmly plastered on his face as his spy camera focused on Jaejoong's flushed moaning face.
"It's so good being in charge."
THE END
Comments? :)
This is just a little practice to see if I have still some smutty skills in me lol