Title: Bedtime stories
Pairing: Jaesu, slight Yoomin
Genre: Comedy and smut
Rating: NC-17 (because of the last scene, be warned!)
Length: 3050 words, one shot
Summary: What really happened in that night in Saipan or how their actions could be interpreted :P (The interesting part starts in the middle when the cameras turn off, if it's boring then scroll down to that part!)
Bedtime stories
All the decisions have been made, now there are only Jaejoong and Yoochun remaining.
“The one that wins over me with scissors, paper, rock...I'll rank him forth.” Junsu says.
“What?”
“Play or you'll lose.”
“If you beat me, you two play.”
“I don't misunderstand”
“OK?”
Jaejoong's the first one.
“Scissors, paper, rock!”
Junsu pulls out paper and Jaejoong loses with his fist that formed a rock. Changmin who watches them, praises Junsu with a “Oh, Junsu-nim” but Junsu immediately continues with Yoochun the next.
“Scissors, paper, rock!” both pull out scissors.
“Scissors, paper, rock!” both pull out scissors again.
“Scissors, paper, rock!” this time Junsu pulls out a rock and Yoochun paper that leads him to victory.
“Yaaaaaah!” Changmin let's out while Junsu ranks them with pointing his finger first at Yoochun then at Jaejoong, accompanied with a laughter.
“Forth and fifth!” he yells and rolls around on his bed. Everybody begins to join in the laughter and clap for Jaejoong who's destiny to sleep outside is decided.
Angry Jaejoong doesn't care about anything now, he begins to mourn and resigns everything, feeling betrayed.
“I don't need the MC title or anything.” he waves it off “I don't want to be MC!” he yells.
“That's fine with me.” Yoochun whispers under his breath who complains since the beginning of the day why Jaejoong was chosen as one in the first place.
Jaejoong ignores the comment and jumps at Junsu on the bed instead, plotting his little 'revenge'.
“You'll see.” he says laughingly and fidgets with Junsu, pressing his lower half against Junsu's butt and pulls at his arms. Although Junsu pulls Jaejoong's right hand down to himself, secretly enjoying the humping, he screams for Changmin's help.
“What is this? CHANGMIN-AH!” Changmin comes out of his bed and tickles Jaejoong off Junsu who has to laugh and jump at the sensation, rolling off the bed not before giving Junsu a last slap on his derrière which the victim slightly enjoys while stretching it further out to Jaejoong's access.
“Changmin-ah! You're already decided so you don't have to do this.” Yoochun informs him from his corner where he's making himself comfortable on the chair he's going to sleep on, implying Junsu gave you already the bed, you don't have to be his slave. Changmin looks confused back at Yoochun when he's placed himself once more under his blanket. Does Junsu's power end now?
“Seriously...” Jaejoong begins and is lost for rest of words since he is thoroughly pissed.
“You don't have to do this” Yoochun repeats “It's already decided, right?” he asks Junsu now.
“It still can be changed!” Junsu decides abruptly, fearing of being betrayed and losing his power.
“No, it can't! It's already decided.” Yoochun counters, now with a definite voice.
“Decided, right?” Jaejoong asks Yoochun and Changmin with a little flicker of hope. But Changmin crashes his last hope into nothingness when he shows loyalty to his Junsu-nism.
“Get out! You get out!” the other members begin to laugh and helplessly Jaejoong walks out onto the veranda to his sun-bed that is drowned in darkness, mosquitoes being his new sleeping companions.
“I shouldn't have trusted them. I feel so lonely.” he tells the cameras since nobody listens anyway. “I was foolish enough to treat them so nicely...” he lies down and listens through the open veranda door what the others say.
“Everyone, for Junsu-nim, let's clap our hands three times.” Changmin says, applauding for his Junsu-nism and the others join, putting their hands together exactly three times.
“Clapping hands three times is too...” Jaejoong yells and laughs about it before ending his sentence, closing the veranda door now in the same time.
Junsu looks at Yunho who's seated on the couch. “Now, turn the light off and let's sleep.”
“Turn off the light” Changmin repeats and switches off his own light on the night table beside his bed.
Yoochun stands up from his chair where he's supposed to sleep and opens the veranda door again. “Leave it open.” he tells Jaejoong.
“Good night!” Junsu says and makes himself comfortable on his gigantic bed.
“He's so bad.” Jaejoong mourns through the open crack Yoochun created when he looks enviously at Junsu.
“Let's sleep.” Changmin interrupts him and pulls his blanket above himself to sleep now, finally.
“See you tomorrow.” Junsu yells.
“See you tomorrow.” Yoochun says back when making his chair as comfortable as possible for his sleeping. “Wow, Junsu. You're so good at speaking in English.”
Jaejoong looks jealously inside the room when hearing Yoochun praise Junsu. But Junsu doesn't notice anything and repeats his earlier words to Yunho.
“Yunho-Hyung, turn off the lights please.”
“Ah, light!” he says and stands up from the couch to switch the lamp beside it off, too. While he does that Jaejoong complains from outside anew.
“It's time to sleep...God. How am I supposed to sleep here?” he asks the sky when lying on his back. “It's driving me crazy.”
The room is now in complete darkness, only the light of a laptop is seen before Changmin closes it with one hand that he outstretches and some tiny red lights of the cameras are seen.
“Yoochun and I had a tough day today.” Yunho says into the room when lying on the couch again.
“Youngwoong-Hyung! Bitten by mosquitoes yet?” Junsu asks mockingly from his soft corner.
Jaejoong's blood boiling at the verge of a healthy temperature, only says very calmly “I'll see you guys tomorrow.”
“Remember Junsu!” Yoochun tells him, meaning remember what he did to you and get your revenge.
“Tomorrow will be harsh. Let's make Junsu suffer a little.” Jaejoong returns the remark. As soon he ended saying this Yunho who still wasn't happy with his couch as a sleeping place walks towards Junsu's bed in the dark.
“Junsu-yaaaahh” he says sugary.
“What?”
Yunho opens his blanket where he's lying under as a response and wants to get in, too.
“Hey.” Yunho greets, grinning which can't be seen by anyone in the dark.
“No!” Junsu protests. “Here is for the first only, go away! You're just the third.” he says now panicked, that wasn't the only reason he rejected Yunho, he knows exactly that someone suddenly has gotten very calm but heard every word of theirs, he knows else that this someone is very angry at him right now.
Yunho just laughs nervously but doesn't go away. “Junsu-yaaahh” he says sweetly again.
“You're third!” Junsu yells at him.
Jaejoong, being pissed more than ever that Yunho is flirting with Junsu at the bed, can't take it anymore and walks back into the room, stopping before Changmin's bed. When Junsu is going to be like this, then I can do it, too, he thinks jealously.
“Go away!” Changmin yells at Jaejoong who pulls at his blanket.
“Changmin...” he whines.
“Oh Junsu-yah! Jaejoongie-hyung is here!” Yoochun screams and informs him.
“AH” Changmin screams at the same time but Jaejoong is persistent. Now Junsu and Yunho got very calm, hearing what happens at the other side of the room.
“Changmin-ah, Changmin...” he whines continuously.
“Beg me, say Changmin-Hyungnim to let you sleep here together with me.”
Yoochun begins to laugh at them, he would gladly see Jaejoong go that low. Junsu, on the other hand, furious at Jaejoong and getting jealous himself grabs onto Yunho tightly whom he doesn't bother to lie down with him anymore.
“Omo! Junsu, where are you touching?” Yunho asks loudly.
Jaejoong hears it, not peeved anymore but deeply acidic, that's why he tries harder to get into that bed with Changmin. “You're so cruel, really...” he says to Junsu but everyone thinks he tells this Changmin.
“Hurry up and say!” Changmin orders.
“You're unbelievable.”
“Say Changmin-Hyungnim-”
“Changmin-Hyungnim-” Jaejoong finally repeats.
“-I beg you, please let me sleep here.”
“-I beg you, please let me sleep here.” everyone is quiet and anticipates Changmin's answer to that.
“Get out and stay there.” Yoochun is the first one to burst out laughing at that, closely followed by Yunho and a relieved Junsu, then followed by Changmin himself. Even Jaejoong can't help but laugh at the Magnae who enjoys his moment of power. Yet, he has to return to his sun-bed outside where he plans what to make once the cameras are all turned off.
Yunho who enjoys the soft bed now, thinks of his empty belly instead since he and Yoochun weren't allowed to eat at dinner. “Let's eat as soon as we get up tomorrow. I'm so hungry.” he says into the room.
Yoochun is quickly contagioned by this thought and joins. “I really want to eat Gobchang (pig meat mixed with rice) right now.”
Jaejoong is getting bitten outside by mosquitoes in the meantime but nobody seems to notice anyway.
“Oooh! I want kimchi soup, Sundae sausage soup!” Yunho says, thinking of all the things he likes and drooling by the images in his head.
“Steamed chicken!” Yoochun suggests, all they care about is food.
“Junsu-yah...” Yunho says to the sleepy Junsu beside him, shaking him slightly.
“Hmm?”
“I want Sundae Sausage soup...”
“For me...tonight is too long.” Changmin interrupts, his own stomach aching by all the food-talk.
“Then what do you want?” Jaejoong asks from outside the room.
“I'm lonely.” he answers a bit surprisingly.
“I hope we can sleep tonight.” somebody says annoyed.
“Yah, Changmin-ah!” Yunho says and changes topic, eyes adjusted to the dark and watching how Changmin shifts on his bed, cringing his legs. “What's wrong with your legs?”
“It's the way I sleep.” the others chuckle and begin to whisper.
“Do you want to dance?”
“Do you want to dance?” Jaejoong repeats.
“Yeah.”
“What kind?”
“Just whatever I feel like.” they bicker on senselessly and eventually Junsu butts in, furious.
“Let's just sleep! We are exhausted.”
“We are sleeping, seriously.” Changmin states back.
“Yah! This is not decent enough to sleep.” Yoochun complains laughingly from his uncomfortable corner.
BAM
“Jaejoongie-Hyung has shut the door.” Yoochun remarks chuckling and stunned.
“Everybody sleep.” Junsu says ultimately.
The next minutes they really shut up and don't move. That's when the camera crew decides it's a perfect 'good night' end for the film.
“Cut!” the PD screams into the room and all the tiny red flashes everywhere die out. Momentarily the main light is turned on. “Everybody, back up!” he says and the whole camera crew gets out of the room and veranda with their equipment. They tell each other on the way how great they did and what good shots they got before the PD himself turns out the light anew and leaves.
“Good night, guys. You did great, we'll see you tomorrow.” are his last words before the door closes.
Now it's time for the real interesting part, Jaejoong's revenge plan comes into action. He stands up and walks back into the room, making a beeline to Junsu's bed. He laughs sinisterly when grabbing the half sleeping Junsu.
“You're so dead.”
“Wha-?” he cuts himself off and grabs to hold onto Yunho but fails. Yunho isn't really cooperative and it doesn't help that he's slightly scared of furious Jaejoong, he fears to get beaten up by him because he sneaked under Junsu's blanket, after all it's his angry boyfriend. I shouldn't have made Jaejoong jealous, he thinks.
Junsu screams when Jaejoong shoulders his body and carries him away like a sack of rice.
“Let me go! HELP!” This time, since the cameras are away, nobody even dares to come across his path. Jaejoong walks back to the bed only to kick at Yunho's butt once but hurtful.
“Ouch!”
“Your own fault, who told you to go under my Junsu's blanket, didn't he tell you you should sleep on that damn couch? And then you boast about everywhere Junsu touched you?”
“I didn't-”
“You keep quiet, Junsu!” He yells “With you I'll deal later!” With that he walks back towards the veranda.
“I told you, Junsu. You shouldn't have messed with Jaejoongie-Hyung.”
“Shut up, Yoochun!” Jaejoong says to the chair on his way. With another WHAM he closes the veranda door and plops Junsu onto the sun-bed.
Meantime in the room Changmin's grin becomes wider.
“AH! I can't sleep like this!” Yoochun says irritably, skidding here and there in his chair.
“Waahhh, at least I have the big bed now to myself!” Yunho coos and stretches out all his extremities upon the bed.
“Hey, Yoochun-Hyung...” Changmin smirks in the dark to his right.
“What?”
“Wanna hop in?”
“What? You would let me? Although you denied Jaejoong?”
“Yes.”
Yoochun looks suspicious. “I don't have to call you Hyungnim or that shit?”
“Nope.” Grinning that he can leave that hard chair he jumps onto the bed and into Changmin's arms.
“Thank you, thank you, thank you!” Yoochun says and crawls under the blanket.
“No pro.” Suddenly Changmin wraps his arms around Yoochun's waist and presses him into his own body.
“Wha-what are you doing there?” Yoochun asks shocked.
“But I wouldn't say no to a good night kiss...”
“I just knew there was a catch!”
“Oh god, stop it you two! Isn't it enough that we already have two Dong Bang members who are involved with each other? They are probably having sex right now outside, judging from the spanking noises!” Yunho tries very hard to cover his ears with his pillow but he still can hear the two beside him chuckle under the blanket.
On the veranda Jaejoong throws himself onto Junsu on the sun-bed.
“What was that inside, huh?” Jaejoong breathes onto his face, pinning Junsu's hands above his head.
“What was that inside?” Junsu repeats wonderingly.
“Ohhh- so you don't want to admit and rather act like the innocent angel again? Alright!”
“NO! Jaejoong! Stop-” Jaejoong grabs him, turns them around so Junsu is lying on top of him and starts to spank his butt. “Ow! OW!”
“Bad-boy! Bad-bad-boy!” he says between the slaps, each one followed by a pained cry from Junsu.
“That's-what-you-get, you-disloyal-little-thing!”
“Ouch! I wasn't disloyal!”
Jaejoong stops the spanking, tsking in his face. “Oh yeah? Then what was that with Yunho? And where the fuck did you touch him? I don't want to even begin about ranking me last! I'm your boyfriend, for goodness' sake!”
“Sorry, Jae but I couldn't do anything about the ranking! You just had a bad luck strike, if there weren't cameras I would've let you come into my bed!”
“Yeah, right. Don't act all cute and call me Jae now.”
“No, seriously! And about Yunho, you heard me exactly how I protested and told he's third so he should go onto that couch but he was persistent! It's not like I enjoyed being squeezed under the blanket by his big body!”
Jaejoong still isn't convinced fully. “Why don't you say where you touched him?”
“Why don't you tell me what was that with Changmin, instead?” he counters without answering his question.
“I was jealous that you let Yunho in, so I only tried the same!”
Junsu grins. “Really?” he leans down to peck Jaejoong's lips once.
“Yeah! It's not like he let me easily in like someone else...who enjoys to touch other guys besides his boyfriend...”
“Oh come on, Jae. I was jealous of you and Changmin, too so I subconsciously tightened my grip on his bu-”
“WHAT? You touched him down there?”
“It wasn't deliberately! It's your own fault!”
“That's it, Kim Junsu. Down with your pants.” Jaejoong begins to fidget with his pyjama bottoms but Junsu holds them up.
“WHAT? Noooo!”
“NOW!” Jaejoong yells intimidatingly and Junsu pouts. “What if I get bitten by mosquitoes?”
“I don't care. Serves you right,” he pulls his pants down eventually and turns Junsu around on his lap. With a little difficulty he pulls his own pants down and rubs his naked lower half against Junsu's butt.
“Ah, Jae...you're so hard.”
“Thanks to you. You liked the not so naked humping earlier on your bed, didn't you?” he whispers lowly in Junsu's ear.
“Yes...” Junsu blushes in the dark when he admits it. Jaejoong moves his right hand to Junsu's front and rubs his exposed cock. “Ah-” he shudders in Jaejoong's embrace “-this is...embarrassing...the other members can see...”
“I don't care.” Jaejoong repeats and continues his rubbing, causing unbelievable friction for both of them. “It's time to show them and you who you belong to...ungh.” He leaves Junsu's cock when he has rubbed it erect fully and grabs his own one, guiding it to Junsu's hole, where he has tried to glide it in earlier with only moving his hips. His other hand is busy since it has gone under Junsu's shirt, he caresses him all over his chest, fondling his nipples from time to time and earning little moans.
He thrusts up and buries himself in Junsu when the latter lets a scream of pain out. “It'll go away, soon...soon, baby.” He thrusts and thrusts, simultaneously pressing Junsu down on him with his two arms. “Oh god...this feels so right...”
“Ah,ah,ah...AH!” Junsu cries with the rhythm and twists his hand behind him, searching for Jaejoong's head blindly. Once he finds it he pulls at his hair and turns his own head to lead his mouth to Jaejoong's, involving him in a heated kiss before whispering to him. “Do that, yes there...ungh...ah-ah-ah-AAHH” he screams anew when Jaejoong rams into his prostate successively.
They make love throughout the night and don't even realize how many bites they've gotten. Not until the next morning do they see and feel those mosquito-bites when they meet the others sleepily at the archery.
“Baby, your eyes are so swollen.” Jaejoong says when he sees Junsu sitting on a bench with closed eyes. Slowly he opens them and laughs at the sight.
“Look who's talking, covering those balls of yours behind shades. The eyes aren't even really the problem, those mosquito-bites make sitting a real pain in the ass because of you, literally!” Jaejoong just laughs, scratching at his own red spots.
The End.
Thanks for reading,
Shu