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That bitch divorced me!
I don't know what I did! I gave her all the money she wanted! I laughed and joked with her and sometimes gave her shit. And we had two effing kids!
She just up and left! I took her over to Fairfax Gardens because I knew she liked it there. When we got back home, she just took off!
Now she's gone and so are the kids.
.. So what I'm a little evil? I'm trying to change! So what I've got scars on my face? I got these scars protecting your pretty little fucking village! (Disregard the other villages a few over that got destroyed by my hands when I got a little powerhungry. I'm past that now! I'm atoning for my past sins and I'm doin all the good I can!)
My skin may be tainted and purple but I'm rescuing slaves and I'm finding ancient relics. I'm fighting the good fight now.
And for some reason I can never seem to lose weight. No matter how much running I do, no matter how healthy I eat, I still STILL look like a fat angry demonpirate!
I play the lute for the town every night and put on little plays for the childrens.
Still. Evil devilpirate I remain.
I have a new wife now.
Deborah. She's the local stylist. I bought us the nice house right across the street from her business. She likes my beard.
We've got a child now too.
This one's considerably less evil than my previous one as well.
Oh. And I bought the local bar. I'm makin' fat cash whilst out protecting the land.
I own the bar, and my wife, the salon.
Free booze and haircuts for us both!
Once I get enough money I plan to donate to the Temple of Light. I hear it does good things for your skin. And perhaps I can rid myself of my past evils!
Well. I'm off to go rid Bowerstone of those goddamn hobbes again.
I don't know what I did! I gave her all the money she wanted! I laughed and joked with her and sometimes gave her shit. And we had two effing kids!
She just up and left! I took her over to Fairfax Gardens because I knew she liked it there. When we got back home, she just took off!
Now she's gone and so are the kids.
.. So what I'm a little evil? I'm trying to change! So what I've got scars on my face? I got these scars protecting your pretty little fucking village! (Disregard the other villages a few over that got destroyed by my hands when I got a little powerhungry. I'm past that now! I'm atoning for my past sins and I'm doin all the good I can!)
My skin may be tainted and purple but I'm rescuing slaves and I'm finding ancient relics. I'm fighting the good fight now.
And for some reason I can never seem to lose weight. No matter how much running I do, no matter how healthy I eat, I still STILL look like a fat angry demonpirate!
I play the lute for the town every night and put on little plays for the childrens.
Still. Evil devilpirate I remain.
I have a new wife now.
Deborah. She's the local stylist. I bought us the nice house right across the street from her business. She likes my beard.
We've got a child now too.
This one's considerably less evil than my previous one as well.
Oh. And I bought the local bar. I'm makin' fat cash whilst out protecting the land.
I own the bar, and my wife, the salon.
Free booze and haircuts for us both!
Once I get enough money I plan to donate to the Temple of Light. I hear it does good things for your skin. And perhaps I can rid myself of my past evils!
Well. I'm off to go rid Bowerstone of those goddamn hobbes again.