YOU~! YES YOU~!
You are hereby charge with the crimes of Robbery, Kidnapping, Incest, Sodomy, Necrophilia, Paedophilia, Blasphemy, Breathing and Violating MY Personal Space (Within Same Universe) ~!
Your sentence is DEATH......
But, being the Gracious and Divinely NiCe Deity that I am, you shall be given one chance of survival! See~!? I'm so Godly.
Now, look there.
:: flick fingers ::
There's two doors in this room, Door Pisang and Door Bitch.
In front of each door is an animal,
MiMi the Monkey guards Door Pisang
and
MooMoo the Cow, guards Door Bitch.
One animal will Always Lie (Slut) and the other will Always tell the Truth (Bad Liar).
One door (hole) lead will give you Freedom and the other (orifice) will cast you into the depths of HELL (aka endless reruns of
Werdia's life or whatever you call it.)
You can only ask ONE question to ONE animal and the animal will reply only a YES or NO.
What question will you ask to guarantee your Freedom?