I want nobody but YOU
Title : I want no body but you
Pairing : JaeMin, mention of ChangKyu (Just to be safe)
Genre : CRACK, fluff may be?!
Length : One shot
Warning : Un-edited so horrible grammar and poor writing skill, lame as usual
A/N : So this was inspired by the gifs and quotes I posted here. I know it's really lame and doesn't make any sense. But well a delusional JaeMin shipper like me couldn't help but come up with these thoughts when I saw the stuffs and I wanted to share it with you. So here it is... By the way I didn't want to bother anyone by asking for beta. So I know there are loads of grammar mistakes and the it kinda looks awful. So if you find any mistakes there feel free to point it out. So that I can fix my errors.
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"I want nobody nobody butch chu ~ I want nobody nobody butch chu ~
How can I la la la... I la la la any other... I want nobody nobody nobody nobody..."
Changmin was humming the song that was stuck in his head from the award function while changing his clothes. He was enjoying himself way too much to notice that someone is watching him from the door frame. Jaejoong decided to make the maknae know about his presence. So he came in the room and sat on the bed. Changmin looked at him once and started arranging his clothes in the closet. Seeing the ignorance the older one pouted. He had been patience for the last few hours but couldn't hold the curiosity anymore.
"Changmin-ahhh." - he called the younger one.
The maknae didn't reply or turn around but stopped singing just to let the other know that he was listening.
"Do you want to tell me something?" - Jaejoong asked with anticipation.
"Umm... Nope." - The younger one replied without turning back.
Jaejoong's face fell and he sighed. This time Changmin turned around to see a pouting Hyung.
"Hyung, what is going on in your mind?"
"Ehhh? Nothing."
"Spill it Hyung. You know you want to." - Changmin said rolling his eyes.
"Today... at the function... When you were singing that song you were pointing fingers at me."
Changmin stared at his hyung for a moment not knowing what to say. Not getting any response from him the older one decided to explain the situation better.
"You were singing I was nobody nobody but you while pointing your fingers at ME. I saw it. So don't try to deny it."
"You are DELUSIONAL Hyung. You were not even looking at me when the song was on. You were watching the performance."
"I.AM.NOT. Okay? When I turned around your fingers were pointing towards me and then I smiled at you and you stopped dancing."
"Whatever!" - Changmin said and turned around to arrange his clothes again.
"Changmin-ahhh... Am I not pretty?"
"Ummmm..."
"Am I not handsome?"
"Handsome? Definitely not. But yes... You can be called pretty."
"Then why don't you love hyung?"
Changmin crossed the distance between the closet and his bed.
"Hyung, are you planning to go for SRS?"
"SRS?"
"Sex reassignment surgery."
"Whattttttt???!!! NO... Why would you say that?" - Jaejoong's eyes widened.
"Then there's no way I'll love you. I don't love men." He grabbed Jaejoong's upper arm and dragged him to the door. "Now if you'd excuse me. I need my beauty sleep. It's already past my bedtime."
"But..." - the younger of the two didn't let him say another word and slammed the door on his face.
After a few hours....
Changmin woke up when he felt someone's cheek pressed to his chest. Without opening his eyes he knew who it was.
"Hyung... I told you... I don't like men. So stop trying." - he said in sleepy voice.
"Minnieeee... Can't you just assume you're holding a girl in your arms?"
"How can I?"
"Didn't you say I am pretty? Just use your imagination and assume it. Okay? Please..."
"Okay... That works for me." - The maknae kissed the shorter man's forehead. "Goodnight and sweet dreams..." he paused for a second "...NOONA" - with that he finished his sentence.
"YAAH SHIM CHANGMIN!!!... WHA- " What did you just call me? - was what Jaejoong wanted to say but couldn't as a hand landed around his waist pulling him close to the other's body and he couldn't help but smile.
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"Kyu-line is only Kyu-line in name. But it's actually Shim Changmin's.... Kyu-Line's invisible hand is Changmin. I'm only a puppet." - Kyuhyun.
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Changmin barged into Kyuhyun's room which made his friend jump in surprise.
"WHAT THE HELL KYU?! Why did you do that?"
"Do what exactly?"
"Why did you reveal the truth of Kyu-line. We promised we'll keep it a secret."
"And why is that?"
"Well... Umm... You know... I just didn't want to take all the credits."
"Oh yeah? You wanted to be great by giving me the credits? OR YOU WANTED TO KEEP YOURSELF SAFE FROM YOU PSYCHOPATHIC BOYFRIEND?"
"DON'T YOU DARE CALL HIM PSYCHO."
"I WILL. WHAT WILL YOU DO? PSYCHO PSYCHO PSYCHO."
"CHO KYUHYUN!!!"
"WHATTT???!!! Your psycho boyfriend broke into our dorm at 3 in the morning and almost KILLED me for saying "you're mine" in my thank you message for Opera album. He needed to know it was all YOUR idea. It was YOUR plan to make him jealous with all these ChangKyu-ness. Why am I the one in trouble for it? Seriously... What am I to you? A TOY OR WHAT? Are you even my friend? If you were jealous of YunJae you could have just told him to STOP. Why did you ruin my peaceful life with your bullsh** idea? I get his threatening phone calls in every 15 minutes. I was going INSANE. I couldn't take it anymore."
"You're exaggerating. He'll never..."
Changmin couldn't finish what he was saying when his cell phone started ringing.
"Noona nomu yeppo ~ Miccho ~ Replay replay replay..."
Kyuhyun looked at him with a raised eyebrow and smirked.
"SHIT!" That was all he could say before picking up the phone using the sweetest voice he could ever use, "Hello! Jae baby..."
"YAAAHHHH SHIM CHANGMIN!!!!"
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"I want Shinee's replay because it doesn't get old even after several years have passed. Even when I listen to it now, it's still chic. At the time during our mirotic promotions I told Shinee frequently, I really want your song. It should have been ours." - Changmin.
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Eu kyang kyang...
Junsu was laughing hard when Jaejoong entered the room where his two dongsengs were sitting.
"What's so funny Junsu-ah?"
"Nothing baby."
"No... Changmin's ringtone... Eu kyang kyang... It's Shinee's replay."
"Awww... That's cute. But why are you laughing?"
"But it's his ringtone only when YOU call him. Eu kyang kyang." - Junsu left the room before Jaejoong could hit him.
"YAAAHHH SHIM CHANGMIN! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP CONSIDERING ME AS YOUR NOONA? You have got over over with your "I don't like men" phase. Don't you? Then why? CHANGE IT RIGHT NOW."
"But baby... I like that song. It reminds me of you."
"I don't like it. Give me your phone... NOW."
Without any further argument Changmin handed his phone to Jaejoong. He pressed some button and changed it to some other tone. Then his Noona (I mean) Hyung called him using his own cellphone.
"I want nobody nobody butch chuuu... I want nobody nobody butch chu..."
"But... It's a girly song. It's embarrassing."
"Why? You weren't embarrassed a few years ago while singing and dancing on this song? I like it. and this should be your customized ringtone for me." - with that Jaejoong called his cellphone again and started dancing on the ringtone pointing fingers at Changmin.
"I want nobody nobody butch chuuu... I want nobody nobody butch chu..."
Changmin sighed and couldn't help but cursed the song mentally.
STUPID... STUPIDDDDD SONG.
-The End-
Pairing : JaeMin, mention of ChangKyu (Just to be safe)
Genre : CRACK, fluff may be?!
Length : One shot
Warning : Un-edited so horrible grammar and poor writing skill, lame as usual
A/N : So this was inspired by the gifs and quotes I posted here. I know it's really lame and doesn't make any sense. But well a delusional JaeMin shipper like me couldn't help but come up with these thoughts when I saw the stuffs and I wanted to share it with you. So here it is... By the way I didn't want to bother anyone by asking for beta. So I know there are loads of grammar mistakes and the it kinda looks awful. So if you find any mistakes there feel free to point it out. So that I can fix my errors.
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"I want nobody nobody butch chu ~ I want nobody nobody butch chu ~
How can I la la la... I la la la any other... I want nobody nobody nobody nobody..."
Changmin was humming the song that was stuck in his head from the award function while changing his clothes. He was enjoying himself way too much to notice that someone is watching him from the door frame. Jaejoong decided to make the maknae know about his presence. So he came in the room and sat on the bed. Changmin looked at him once and started arranging his clothes in the closet. Seeing the ignorance the older one pouted. He had been patience for the last few hours but couldn't hold the curiosity anymore.
"Changmin-ahhh." - he called the younger one.
The maknae didn't reply or turn around but stopped singing just to let the other know that he was listening.
"Do you want to tell me something?" - Jaejoong asked with anticipation.
"Umm... Nope." - The younger one replied without turning back.
Jaejoong's face fell and he sighed. This time Changmin turned around to see a pouting Hyung.
"Hyung, what is going on in your mind?"
"Ehhh? Nothing."
"Spill it Hyung. You know you want to." - Changmin said rolling his eyes.
"Today... at the function... When you were singing that song you were pointing fingers at me."
Changmin stared at his hyung for a moment not knowing what to say. Not getting any response from him the older one decided to explain the situation better.
"You were singing I was nobody nobody but you while pointing your fingers at ME. I saw it. So don't try to deny it."
"You are DELUSIONAL Hyung. You were not even looking at me when the song was on. You were watching the performance."
"I.AM.NOT. Okay? When I turned around your fingers were pointing towards me and then I smiled at you and you stopped dancing."
"Whatever!" - Changmin said and turned around to arrange his clothes again.
"Changmin-ahhh... Am I not pretty?"
"Ummmm..."
"Am I not handsome?"
"Handsome? Definitely not. But yes... You can be called pretty."
"Then why don't you love hyung?"
Changmin crossed the distance between the closet and his bed.
"Hyung, are you planning to go for SRS?"
"SRS?"
"Sex reassignment surgery."
"Whattttttt???!!! NO... Why would you say that?" - Jaejoong's eyes widened.
"Then there's no way I'll love you. I don't love men." He grabbed Jaejoong's upper arm and dragged him to the door. "Now if you'd excuse me. I need my beauty sleep. It's already past my bedtime."
"But..." - the younger of the two didn't let him say another word and slammed the door on his face.
After a few hours....
Changmin woke up when he felt someone's cheek pressed to his chest. Without opening his eyes he knew who it was.
"Hyung... I told you... I don't like men. So stop trying." - he said in sleepy voice.
"Minnieeee... Can't you just assume you're holding a girl in your arms?"
"How can I?"
"Didn't you say I am pretty? Just use your imagination and assume it. Okay? Please..."
"Okay... That works for me." - The maknae kissed the shorter man's forehead. "Goodnight and sweet dreams..." he paused for a second "...NOONA" - with that he finished his sentence.
"YAAH SHIM CHANGMIN!!!... WHA- " What did you just call me? - was what Jaejoong wanted to say but couldn't as a hand landed around his waist pulling him close to the other's body and he couldn't help but smile.
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"Kyu-line is only Kyu-line in name. But it's actually Shim Changmin's.... Kyu-Line's invisible hand is Changmin. I'm only a puppet." - Kyuhyun.
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Changmin barged into Kyuhyun's room which made his friend jump in surprise.
"WHAT THE HELL KYU?! Why did you do that?"
"Do what exactly?"
"Why did you reveal the truth of Kyu-line. We promised we'll keep it a secret."
"And why is that?"
"Well... Umm... You know... I just didn't want to take all the credits."
"Oh yeah? You wanted to be great by giving me the credits? OR YOU WANTED TO KEEP YOURSELF SAFE FROM YOU PSYCHOPATHIC BOYFRIEND?"
"DON'T YOU DARE CALL HIM PSYCHO."
"I WILL. WHAT WILL YOU DO? PSYCHO PSYCHO PSYCHO."
"CHO KYUHYUN!!!"
"WHATTT???!!! Your psycho boyfriend broke into our dorm at 3 in the morning and almost KILLED me for saying "you're mine" in my thank you message for Opera album. He needed to know it was all YOUR idea. It was YOUR plan to make him jealous with all these ChangKyu-ness. Why am I the one in trouble for it? Seriously... What am I to you? A TOY OR WHAT? Are you even my friend? If you were jealous of YunJae you could have just told him to STOP. Why did you ruin my peaceful life with your bullsh** idea? I get his threatening phone calls in every 15 minutes. I was going INSANE. I couldn't take it anymore."
"You're exaggerating. He'll never..."
Changmin couldn't finish what he was saying when his cell phone started ringing.
"Noona nomu yeppo ~ Miccho ~ Replay replay replay..."
Kyuhyun looked at him with a raised eyebrow and smirked.
"SHIT!" That was all he could say before picking up the phone using the sweetest voice he could ever use, "Hello! Jae baby..."
"YAAAHHHH SHIM CHANGMIN!!!!"
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"I want Shinee's replay because it doesn't get old even after several years have passed. Even when I listen to it now, it's still chic. At the time during our mirotic promotions I told Shinee frequently, I really want your song. It should have been ours." - Changmin.
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Eu kyang kyang...
Junsu was laughing hard when Jaejoong entered the room where his two dongsengs were sitting.
"What's so funny Junsu-ah?"
"Nothing baby."
"No... Changmin's ringtone... Eu kyang kyang... It's Shinee's replay."
"Awww... That's cute. But why are you laughing?"
"But it's his ringtone only when YOU call him. Eu kyang kyang." - Junsu left the room before Jaejoong could hit him.
"YAAAHHH SHIM CHANGMIN! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP CONSIDERING ME AS YOUR NOONA? You have got over over with your "I don't like men" phase. Don't you? Then why? CHANGE IT RIGHT NOW."
"But baby... I like that song. It reminds me of you."
"I don't like it. Give me your phone... NOW."
Without any further argument Changmin handed his phone to Jaejoong. He pressed some button and changed it to some other tone. Then his Noona (I mean) Hyung called him using his own cellphone.
"I want nobody nobody butch chuuu... I want nobody nobody butch chu..."
"But... It's a girly song. It's embarrassing."
"Why? You weren't embarrassed a few years ago while singing and dancing on this song? I like it. and this should be your customized ringtone for me." - with that Jaejoong called his cellphone again and started dancing on the ringtone pointing fingers at Changmin.
"I want nobody nobody butch chuuu... I want nobody nobody butch chu..."
Changmin sighed and couldn't help but cursed the song mentally.
STUPID... STUPIDDDDD SONG.
-The End-