Convo with cabdriver in New Orleans...
So,
Cabbie: The guys you were with tonight, they kissed your hand, they were very nice. I've never seen this here.
Me: Yes, they are very nice, they are the guys that don't like women.
Silence
Me: Well, they love the women' but they don't like the woman.
Cabbie: Oh, they are the gays.
Me: Yes, gays.
Cabbie: So, they are the gays?
So with the gays, the man plays the man and the woman plays the woman, no?
Me: Well, they are having a discussion right now, who is "playing the woman".
Usually, the man is the man and the woman is the woman, but they have not decided who is the man or woman.
Cabbie: Ahhh!
Cabbie: The guys you were with tonight, they kissed your hand, they were very nice. I've never seen this here.
Me: Yes, they are very nice, they are the guys that don't like women.
Silence
Me: Well, they love the women' but they don't like the woman.
Cabbie: Oh, they are the gays.
Me: Yes, gays.
Cabbie: So, they are the gays?
So with the gays, the man plays the man and the woman plays the woman, no?
Me: Well, they are having a discussion right now, who is "playing the woman".
Usually, the man is the man and the woman is the woman, but they have not decided who is the man or woman.
Cabbie: Ahhh!