get over yourself, grandma
get over urself, grandma
most people with vintage clothing look like grandmas.
anyone who wears vintage clothing does so to compensate for the fact that they are generally very uninteresting people to begin with.
i think that people with vintage clothing are very boring.
usually they don't have very strong social skills or, for that matter, a sense of humor.
some of them are feminists in order to compensate for the fact that boys don't think they are attractive because they wear grandma clothes
(which is funny because girls and boys wear grandma clothes in order to attract other girls and boys).
ourobouros.
there's this girl i know.
she wears really stupid glasses that make her look like a grandma.
i feel bad for her because she thinks that they make her look cool.
i think shes trying to be different or hip or something.
i don't really know what's going through her head from time to time.
i guess some people just try really hard to be stand out sometimes.
she really wants to be different.
i don't want to stand out anymore.
i want to blend into the wall like a dust mite
or that one crappy scene from garden state that people laughed at a lot because zach braff looks really despondent because his grandma made him a funny shirt that blends into the wall really funny haha.
people laugh a lot. we're amused but i can't figure out why so i just go along with it and laugh haha.
her grandma glasses haha.
people in vintage clothing also usually listen to baby music.
by baby music i mean twee.
twee is really stuid because it tries to be really cute and different but all of it gives you a lot of caveties because it sucks.
i don't like music that lazy people play and sing weird just so other weird kids can like their weird baby music and be weird and dance weird and, you know, just be so weird too.
people that wear grandma clothes (this girl with the grandma glasses) want to show all the other weird people in the world (which is everybody) how much weirder they are than them so that they can be the weirdest of the weird which is stupid.
we're all dorks. everybody is weird. we get it. you are not better than us.
get over yourself, grandma.
you're always too busy trying to prove something to everybody.
and it's not even just the grandma glasses, but everybody in funny expensive vintage clothes.
reinvent an image worth reinventing which is no longer an image because an image is inevitable and forever (unless you're naked).
i would really like to see the girl in grandma glasses naked.
does this mean i would really like to see my grandma naked?
i hate myself because i just wrote a poem about clothes.
most people with vintage clothing look like grandmas.
anyone who wears vintage clothing does so to compensate for the fact that they are generally very uninteresting people to begin with.
i think that people with vintage clothing are very boring.
usually they don't have very strong social skills or, for that matter, a sense of humor.
some of them are feminists in order to compensate for the fact that boys don't think they are attractive because they wear grandma clothes
(which is funny because girls and boys wear grandma clothes in order to attract other girls and boys).
ourobouros.
there's this girl i know.
she wears really stupid glasses that make her look like a grandma.
i feel bad for her because she thinks that they make her look cool.
i think shes trying to be different or hip or something.
i don't really know what's going through her head from time to time.
i guess some people just try really hard to be stand out sometimes.
she really wants to be different.
i don't want to stand out anymore.
i want to blend into the wall like a dust mite
or that one crappy scene from garden state that people laughed at a lot because zach braff looks really despondent because his grandma made him a funny shirt that blends into the wall really funny haha.
people laugh a lot. we're amused but i can't figure out why so i just go along with it and laugh haha.
her grandma glasses haha.
people in vintage clothing also usually listen to baby music.
by baby music i mean twee.
twee is really stuid because it tries to be really cute and different but all of it gives you a lot of caveties because it sucks.
i don't like music that lazy people play and sing weird just so other weird kids can like their weird baby music and be weird and dance weird and, you know, just be so weird too.
people that wear grandma clothes (this girl with the grandma glasses) want to show all the other weird people in the world (which is everybody) how much weirder they are than them so that they can be the weirdest of the weird which is stupid.
we're all dorks. everybody is weird. we get it. you are not better than us.
get over yourself, grandma.
you're always too busy trying to prove something to everybody.
and it's not even just the grandma glasses, but everybody in funny expensive vintage clothes.
reinvent an image worth reinventing which is no longer an image because an image is inevitable and forever (unless you're naked).
i would really like to see the girl in grandma glasses naked.
does this mean i would really like to see my grandma naked?
i hate myself because i just wrote a poem about clothes.