Hyung
Title: Hyung
Pairing: JaeHwan (Jaejoong/Yoohwan)
Rating: Pg-13
Genre: Crack
Length: Drabble (336 words)
Summary: Jaejoong is missing and Yoochun has an idea of what he's doing
The phone in Jaejoong's back pocket buzzed, the familiar sound of Junsu's laugh floating from his behind; a telltale sign that he had a new text message awaiting him.
“Hyung, where are you? I'm in your apartment and you are not here”
A second later
"JiJi is giving me the evil eye and it is freaking me out. Where are you?"
“Hyung, you're not with Ricky right?”
….
“Hyung, Ricky isn't answering me either. You're with him”
“You're not having sex, are you?”
“You're having sex. I know it"
"...on my boat? Please not there hyung."
"Not in his house either. Our mother lives there."
"And not in my house. Harang and Norae and Komuru live there and they can't see you doing it"
"Seriously, hyung. They give me strange looks whenever I walk around naked and I'm pretty sure it's because you scarred them. And Komuru is just a puppy"
"You're actually having sex aren't you?"
"How could you?!1!??11 Ricky is a baby!!!!"
"He's so young, hyung. Don't do him like this"
"*I meant don't do this to him.....but don't do him like this either hyung"
"hyung...."
"Call me back hyung"
"Please. Just call me. I'm soooo lonely and ricky doesn't even love you like I do"
"Hyung, I tattooed your name on my heart and my tongue shattered"
"Your heart is empty, you bitch. Why are you with my brother like this?"
"hyung. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call you a bitch. Just call me back"
"and don't fuck my brother"
"You better not be in his house. Our mother has a weak heart."
"Hyung"
"Who is that?" Yoohwan asked as Jaejoong's phone buzzed for the millionth time, once again filling the room with loud Eu Kyang Kyangs. Yoohwan had quickly found out that the sound of Junsu's laughter was the biggest boner killer on the planet.
"Oh it's nobody" Jaejoong said and he turned off the phone and tossed it aside. He moved over to the younger boy and kissed a wet trail down his naked chest...
...as a sobbing Yoochun tipped a portion of his fifteenth beer into JiJi's water bowl in bitter retribution.
A/N: I wrote this in roughly 3/5 minutes. Don't really know what came over me, but the image of JaeHwan with a sulking, overprotective, jealous Yoochun just struck me and wouldn't let me go ^^
Pairing: JaeHwan (Jaejoong/Yoohwan)
Rating: Pg-13
Genre: Crack
Length: Drabble (336 words)
Summary: Jaejoong is missing and Yoochun has an idea of what he's doing
The phone in Jaejoong's back pocket buzzed, the familiar sound of Junsu's laugh floating from his behind; a telltale sign that he had a new text message awaiting him.
“Hyung, where are you? I'm in your apartment and you are not here”
A second later
"JiJi is giving me the evil eye and it is freaking me out. Where are you?"
“Hyung, you're not with Ricky right?”
….
“Hyung, Ricky isn't answering me either. You're with him”
“You're not having sex, are you?”
“You're having sex. I know it"
"...on my boat? Please not there hyung."
"Not in his house either. Our mother lives there."
"And not in my house. Harang and Norae and Komuru live there and they can't see you doing it"
"Seriously, hyung. They give me strange looks whenever I walk around naked and I'm pretty sure it's because you scarred them. And Komuru is just a puppy"
"You're actually having sex aren't you?"
"How could you?!1!??11 Ricky is a baby!!!!"
"He's so young, hyung. Don't do him like this"
"*I meant don't do this to him.....but don't do him like this either hyung"
"hyung...."
"Call me back hyung"
"Please. Just call me. I'm soooo lonely and ricky doesn't even love you like I do"
"Hyung, I tattooed your name on my heart and my tongue shattered"
"Your heart is empty, you bitch. Why are you with my brother like this?"
"hyung. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call you a bitch. Just call me back"
"and don't fuck my brother"
"You better not be in his house. Our mother has a weak heart."
"Hyung"
"Who is that?" Yoohwan asked as Jaejoong's phone buzzed for the millionth time, once again filling the room with loud Eu Kyang Kyangs. Yoohwan had quickly found out that the sound of Junsu's laughter was the biggest boner killer on the planet.
"Oh it's nobody" Jaejoong said and he turned off the phone and tossed it aside. He moved over to the younger boy and kissed a wet trail down his naked chest...
...as a sobbing Yoochun tipped a portion of his fifteenth beer into JiJi's water bowl in bitter retribution.
A/N: I wrote this in roughly 3/5 minutes. Don't really know what came over me, but the image of JaeHwan with a sulking, overprotective, jealous Yoochun just struck me and wouldn't let me go ^^