4. It's all fun and games until someone loses an arm

[jaegermamma]

[voice]

Now as zum of hyu may know, as vell as beink de Long Night, I (choosink not to tell anyvun my real birthday--as far as hyu know) choose to celeebrate beink anodder yer betta und viser on de night ov de solsteece eetself.

Vhich alvays meks for fun mayhem, yah?

I expect preseents, dollinks~