....
Queens of Comedy saved my life tonight. hhahaha
hilarious.
and to quote:
*Fuck bling-bling...nigga, can you swing-swing??!!*
*When another person says you have a filthy mouth, you tell them this...'It's not what comes out yo' mouth, it's what goes IN'...and then you tell 'em you wash every dick that you suck!!*
*..girl came up to me with a flat chest and asked 'how do I get big tits without silicone?'...I told her to just get some toilet tissue. She then asked what to do with it...I told her to rub it in between her tits...and she was confused. so I told her 'bitch, it worked for your ass!!!*
*sssskssssssssssss!!*
hilarious.
and to quote:
*Fuck bling-bling...nigga, can you swing-swing??!!*
*When another person says you have a filthy mouth, you tell them this...'It's not what comes out yo' mouth, it's what goes IN'...and then you tell 'em you wash every dick that you suck!!*
*..girl came up to me with a flat chest and asked 'how do I get big tits without silicone?'...I told her to just get some toilet tissue. She then asked what to do with it...I told her to rub it in between her tits...and she was confused. so I told her 'bitch, it worked for your ass!!!*
*sssskssssssssssss!!*