I just read Lo's journal from last year, and over a year ago, and it made me die laughing in the middle of the library at school. Some boy next to me is reading what I type. Hi boy. My MKA is the funniest person I ever met in my life, and I can't take how much I love/miss her. It's FUCKING ANNOYING. Laura Ann Ashton Bowles Genowles Buiwder, update more.
Yeah, that's pretty much all I have to say. I just wanted a post explaining how much I love her.
I LOVE LAURA BOWLES <333
Now I shall make a list of the things I want to do with Lo this summer/want to buy for Lo and I that match but can't because I don't have money.
1. Have lots of bbq's/pool parties/trampoline parties/badminton parties.
2. Get really drunk and fall over.
3. Swim in our clothes in the dark while drunk.
4. Lay out.
5. Go to "NoHo".
6. Go to SoHo.
7. Go to Holyoke Mall and Providence Place Mall and Atrium Mall.
8. Boston trips.
9. Road trip? Ohio? (Maybe!?) Montreal? Québec?
10. Buy us matching Range Rovers.
11. Buy us amazing shoes.
12. Buy us a zillion real Balenciaga bags.
13. Hang out with our BEST FRIENDS EVER Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
14. Dress like twins and walk around pretending we're MKA like we did when we were like eight.
15. Sing every MKA song we can think of while jumping on the trampoline.
16. Have a singalong in someone's car like we did the night we went to Revere Beach with Tony and Gus and Tony punched Martin in the stomach and we thought Martin would throw up his seventeen creamers that he drank for the triathalon that ended up only being a duothalon and we refused to get out of the car because it was too cold.
17. Write more run-ons like the one above.
18. Learn peoples' cheering routines and do them on the couch.
19. Try out for one of the cheering teams @ Cheerworks (I'll explain and you'll die).
20. Write fake letters to Sally, Jesse, and Raphael.
21. Pretend we know Hanson.
22. Go to Warped Tour, or some other show?
23. Go on a dinner date and sing the dinner date song the whole way there, but we have to be dressed up and it has to be our wedding anniversary.
24. Have MKA/Nicole Richie day and watch every MKA video we can imagine and both first seasons of the Simple Life. (We can even throw a little Jessica and/or Ashlee in there.)
25. Go to Canobie Lake.
26. Throw a donut.
27. Find StoopidGirl and throw donuts at her ugly Dorchester house.
28. Have a zillion debates with people who always lose because we're smart and too funny to lose.
29. Speak French constantly until we're ridiculously fluent and not speaking "franglais" anymore.
30. Make our own mixed drinks.
31. Make our own version of Napoleon Dynamite.
32. Volunteer at animal shelters.
33. Make petitions and fund-raisers for better treatment of animals.
34. Exercise obsessively.
35. Go on a diet, possibly some modification of Katia's juicefast.
36. Ride our bikes (that we don't have) halfway to each other.
37. Visit Sampsonite.
38. Play Scattergories.
39. Dress up like MKA and take a limo out. Then have our friends take pictures of us getting out and have fake bodyguards, and when people ask who we are, say "Um, duh, we're MKA."
40. Eat pickles and slush from Fiory's.
There's sooo much more but I'm gonna be late for Sociology. Peaaaace.