if i can't have you, i don't want nobody baby...
so, the awesome thing (and the only awesome thing i can see thus far) about TimeWarner no longer carrying channel 4 is that....i don't have cable right now. and I CAN STILL WATCH THE BILLS GAMES BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
okay, so it's a little like watching scrambled porn.
but it's still a bills game.
and trent edwards is delicious.
and woo changed my driving school date which means i still have to get up early, just not tomorrow yayyyy.
okay so in lieu of other tv shows/movies about work and the crazy stuff that goes on there (aka Scrubs/Clerks etc), we've decided to make a sitcom called "Techs" at work. honestly, if not for your amusement, but for yours. and it will sometimes follow us (me, bri and steph) into our personal lives and how they segue into work.
steph has weird parents including a semi-alcoholic mother who has a raging camel toe and will not stop wearing jorts. steph brings in baby pictures yesterday c.1989; one of them is her and her sister in an old Absolut vodka cardboard box making a fort, the other is of the family and her mother (bear in mind its also the 80s) wearing a tank top with no bra and those horrible horrible jorts. in 1989.
today we also put brians girlfriend into a drawer. okay to be fair it was a big drawer, that we keep supplies in. but a drawer nonetheless. and took pictures.
also we were going to play Pharamcy Fear Factor today but had no time. it's exactly what it sounds like. i'm usually the moderator because i know what all the drugs are. we used to do 8 dram shots of liquids for fun. and now we've moved on to tablets. what happens is i pick two medications and put one in each hand; you pick a hand and take what's in the hand, and then i tell you what it is after you take it. i pick the ones that will be harmless for one dose. usually. like a vitamin D or an iron tablet. usually. although twice it has gone terribly wrong.
a very tall customer came in today, turns out he's 6'10". so i put a note in another tall customers bag to find out how tall he is and whether or not he'd duke it out in a Rite Aid's Tallest Man competition.
i also called out some woman who was on her cell phone trying to pick up medications for her sick 1-year-old. and the customer behind her (a good friend of mine and robin's, her husband is the one with Parkinson's that i do all the research on and stuff) gave me a high-five. woo me.
west seneca town court....is awesome. i mean, now i don't even mind that i had to go back again. i got to see a woman in handcuffs cry, a man taken away to jail because he actually demanded that he plead not guilty and be taken to jail, and a man (about 35-40) who beat up two teenagers (i'm talking 13-14) because they were making fun of another kid. some kid who was caught doing graffiti on the 90 overpass over indian church rd, and another posession of marijuana. i kinda feel like going to court every friday. just to watch.
homeopathic medicine is the root of all evil. it just makes me so angry that people would try and put this all natural stuff in their bodies without knowing or having proof that it does what they say it does. its not fda approved. and, by the way, 'homeo' means same. and 'pathy' means treatment. read: trying to treat the illness with with something that causes the same symptoms. which is why, for them, yeast infections are treated with a diluted form of Candida albicans. the actual bacteria that caused the yeast infection...used to treat the infection...oh and by the way, next time you're looking at a bottle or box and after the ingredients you see a 6X or a 12X or a 4C, thats how many times the original tincture has been diluted. X meaning 10 and C meaning 100. and supposedly, the more diluted, the more....potent? boo homeopathic medicine, boo you and your lies. and the people that believe them. and ask me incessantly about them. and pretend they work. ugh.
am i too jaded?
i just hate people.
and i believe the mantra from House, MD. everybody lies
okay, so it's a little like watching scrambled porn.
but it's still a bills game.
and trent edwards is delicious.
and woo changed my driving school date which means i still have to get up early, just not tomorrow yayyyy.
okay so in lieu of other tv shows/movies about work and the crazy stuff that goes on there (aka Scrubs/Clerks etc), we've decided to make a sitcom called "Techs" at work. honestly, if not for your amusement, but for yours. and it will sometimes follow us (me, bri and steph) into our personal lives and how they segue into work.
steph has weird parents including a semi-alcoholic mother who has a raging camel toe and will not stop wearing jorts. steph brings in baby pictures yesterday c.1989; one of them is her and her sister in an old Absolut vodka cardboard box making a fort, the other is of the family and her mother (bear in mind its also the 80s) wearing a tank top with no bra and those horrible horrible jorts. in 1989.
today we also put brians girlfriend into a drawer. okay to be fair it was a big drawer, that we keep supplies in. but a drawer nonetheless. and took pictures.
also we were going to play Pharamcy Fear Factor today but had no time. it's exactly what it sounds like. i'm usually the moderator because i know what all the drugs are. we used to do 8 dram shots of liquids for fun. and now we've moved on to tablets. what happens is i pick two medications and put one in each hand; you pick a hand and take what's in the hand, and then i tell you what it is after you take it. i pick the ones that will be harmless for one dose. usually. like a vitamin D or an iron tablet. usually. although twice it has gone terribly wrong.
a very tall customer came in today, turns out he's 6'10". so i put a note in another tall customers bag to find out how tall he is and whether or not he'd duke it out in a Rite Aid's Tallest Man competition.
i also called out some woman who was on her cell phone trying to pick up medications for her sick 1-year-old. and the customer behind her (a good friend of mine and robin's, her husband is the one with Parkinson's that i do all the research on and stuff) gave me a high-five. woo me.
west seneca town court....is awesome. i mean, now i don't even mind that i had to go back again. i got to see a woman in handcuffs cry, a man taken away to jail because he actually demanded that he plead not guilty and be taken to jail, and a man (about 35-40) who beat up two teenagers (i'm talking 13-14) because they were making fun of another kid. some kid who was caught doing graffiti on the 90 overpass over indian church rd, and another posession of marijuana. i kinda feel like going to court every friday. just to watch.
homeopathic medicine is the root of all evil. it just makes me so angry that people would try and put this all natural stuff in their bodies without knowing or having proof that it does what they say it does. its not fda approved. and, by the way, 'homeo' means same. and 'pathy' means treatment. read: trying to treat the illness with with something that causes the same symptoms. which is why, for them, yeast infections are treated with a diluted form of Candida albicans. the actual bacteria that caused the yeast infection...used to treat the infection...oh and by the way, next time you're looking at a bottle or box and after the ingredients you see a 6X or a 12X or a 4C, thats how many times the original tincture has been diluted. X meaning 10 and C meaning 100. and supposedly, the more diluted, the more....potent? boo homeopathic medicine, boo you and your lies. and the people that believe them. and ask me incessantly about them. and pretend they work. ugh.
am i too jaded?
i just hate people.
and i believe the mantra from House, MD. everybody lies