Thanks
Guys, thank you for the comments on the last, horrid entry. It's been quite the day today, having gotten three hours of sleep and waking up with one of my infamous tummy aches, so I'm kinda uuuuuggggghhhhhhh. And I promise you I have read the comments, but I just needed to kind of fart (figuratively and literally) around today. :) So, I'll promise I'll respond tomorrow. I gotta hit the hay.
But here's something fun my friend ainabarad posted. I seriously had to make myself stop looking at it. :D Some fun for wasting time.
Funny Facts About...
* Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Meg is on.
* Meg can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to her nipples. (*snirks* :D)
* Meg smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Meg's personal chef. (YEAH HE IS!!!)
* In the medical community, death is referred to as "Meg Disease"
* Meg is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Meg does not swim. This is because when Meg enters the water, the water gets out of her way and Meg simply walks across the pool floor.
* The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Meg's left and right hands, her left and right feet, her belly button, her liver, and her soul.
* Meg doesn't have a bank account. She just tells the bank how much she needs. (If only...)
* Bullets dodge Meg.
* When Meg spits out watermelon seeds, she puts a machine gun to shame
* Meg doesn't go on the internet, she has every internet site stored in her memory. She refreshes webpages by blinking. (LOL!)
* If Meg wants your opinion, she'll beat it into you.
* Time waits for no woman. Unless that woman is Meg.
* Meg doesn't use pickup lines, she simply says, "Now."
* Meg will never have a heart attack. Her heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack her.
* Meg ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. (*dies laughing* Go figure the Big Mac is my fave at McD's...)
I love you all. I'll comment back tomorrow.
But here's something fun my friend ainabarad posted. I seriously had to make myself stop looking at it. :D Some fun for wasting time.
Funny Facts About...
* Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Meg is on.
* Meg can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to her nipples. (*snirks* :D)
* Meg smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Meg's personal chef. (YEAH HE IS!!!)
* In the medical community, death is referred to as "Meg Disease"
* Meg is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Meg does not swim. This is because when Meg enters the water, the water gets out of her way and Meg simply walks across the pool floor.
* The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Meg's left and right hands, her left and right feet, her belly button, her liver, and her soul.
* Meg doesn't have a bank account. She just tells the bank how much she needs. (If only...)
* Bullets dodge Meg.
* When Meg spits out watermelon seeds, she puts a machine gun to shame
* Meg doesn't go on the internet, she has every internet site stored in her memory. She refreshes webpages by blinking. (LOL!)
* If Meg wants your opinion, she'll beat it into you.
* Time waits for no woman. Unless that woman is Meg.
* Meg doesn't use pickup lines, she simply says, "Now."
* Meg will never have a heart attack. Her heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack her.
* Meg ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. (*dies laughing* Go figure the Big Mac is my fave at McD's...)
I love you all. I'll comment back tomorrow.