my little pony!?

[jades_asylum]

While making boxes these past months i've come across a lot of ponies and as i did, i read them. Stupid little stories of the ponies adventures and apparently they need scooters, because their to lazy to gallop. So as i read it seems shit goes down in poniville, some smelly pony is the crystal princess. So its on! Battle royale! well, that'd be better, but i dont really know what they do, theres a movie for it. So i gotta admit, i'm a little curious. After reading these boxes, their live story, i kind of want to know whose the pretty crystal princess. I was rooting for the purple one with wings, becasue her month was feb, my month. Now as the boxes keep coming, i'm introduced to pony slaves, thats right, slaves. Little pixie ponies with antennas and wings, slaves to the pony race. At least, i dont think their suppose to be really ponies, they're always a step behind. So, slaves for the crystal princess maybe? the search goes on. More and more ponies are introduced, each one more ridiculous then the last. And, all insisting on wearing clothes. Well, the time has finally come, the crystyal princess castle thing has arrived in box form. One of the biggest boxes that needs to be made. Its all pink and cute and could make a man gay by being to close to it. So, i read the back and the anticipation i had for it becomes the anti climatic ending. They're ALL pretty Crystal princesses, every god damn one of them. So, being they all share the same royal blood, that makes them all even. There is no princess then, because they're all treated the same. And each one of them needs to squeeze their fat ass in that crystal castle, with only one bedroom. So now suddenly being a crystal princess makes them on welfare. With the pixie ponies dumbfounded by the mass crowd of crystal princesses, they retaliate, refusing to be inslaved by the pony race. The crsystal Princesses have become lazy since discovering the were of royal blood, and they were always more important with looking pretty then anything else. So the ponies didn't have a chance. The pixie ponies attacked and at first the crystal Princesses were winning because they tricked the pixies into playing tea time with them, but not for long. The pixes brought in reinforcements, their allies the GI joes. The ponies tried to get the GI Joes to play house, but the GI Joes were far to boyish to fall for the ponies tricks. The palace soon became a slaughter house and as promised by the pixies those Crystal princesses who were left became slaves for the GI Joes. Now the GI joes had transportation that was nice for the environment. The pixies burned the crystal palace down and lived happily ever after.

The Ponies all being princesses was far to lame, so i spiced it up.