Shamelessly Stolen from gem_pinkeh
Pick 12 random slashable people/fictional characters in any order:
01. Tenth Doctor
02. Barty Crouch Junior
03. Jack Harkness
04. Ianto Jones
05. Sirius Black
06. DS Ben Jones
07. Angel
08. Spike
09. Captain John Hart
10. Severus Snape
11. Remus Lupin
12. The Master (Doctor Who)
Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Severus? A voyeur!
Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Remus? Definitely Severus. LOL
Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Jack or Sirius? Damn you for making me choose. Anyway, Jack would just suggest a threesome.
Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Ianto or the Tenth Doctor? Choices, choices!
12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
The Master and Barty Jr!!!
There would be no dialogue, they would just be trying to cause as much pain to each other as possible.
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
I would pay a lot! Well, I've seen pictures of the actor who plays him. You have to check out the film 'Naked' to see them.
Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
Sirius Black and John Hart? Possibly in an old building to keep them both under the radar. I'm sure anyone who's a member of the kinkmeme would write it.
When 12 masturbates, he thinks about...
The Doctor of course.
What is 11's favorite sex toy?
I could go a million ways with this answer.
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Master/Angel/Doctor? Immortal Sandwich? I would read it. I MAY write it. Blood, vampires, bondage, rough sex.
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6?
Barty/Ben Jones? Ben, of course. Barty has the whole wizard thing working for him and he'd totally nick Ben's handcuffs.
If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Remus/Jack? Jack, during one of his tales to the team. Remus would probably tap into his inner Marauder and prank Jack until he apologizes.
As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Angel and Sirius? Let himself get tied up and bitten?
Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together.
Ianto and the Master? Maybe lemon meringue or creme brulee..
8 and 4 are in a full-time relationship. Who's the top?
Spike and Ianto? Definitely Spike.
Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
John Hart? He'd try EVERYTHING!
What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if he had 8 naked, willing and able in his bed?
If I had Spike in my bed, there would be SEX. If Sirius had Spike in his bed, there would be SEX.
What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Severus and Ianto? They'd keep the whole thing secret. They're good at that.
10 gets a tattoo to declare his eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
Severus gets one for John Hart? God, I don't know.
Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he writes have?
Barty writes Remus/Ben Jones fic. 'Black's hiding place was compromised by a nosy policeman. What does he do to ensure his secrecy?'
If 8 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 2 react?
Spike walks in wearing that... with Barty about? Barty would pounce on him.
If anyone writes these fics, I'll give you a million cookies!!
01. Tenth Doctor
02. Barty Crouch Junior
03. Jack Harkness
04. Ianto Jones
05. Sirius Black
06. DS Ben Jones
07. Angel
08. Spike
09. Captain John Hart
10. Severus Snape
11. Remus Lupin
12. The Master (Doctor Who)
Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Severus? A voyeur!
Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Remus? Definitely Severus. LOL
Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Jack or Sirius? Damn you for making me choose. Anyway, Jack would just suggest a threesome.
Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Ianto or the Tenth Doctor? Choices, choices!
12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
The Master and Barty Jr!!!
There would be no dialogue, they would just be trying to cause as much pain to each other as possible.
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
I would pay a lot! Well, I've seen pictures of the actor who plays him. You have to check out the film 'Naked' to see them.
Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
Sirius Black and John Hart? Possibly in an old building to keep them both under the radar. I'm sure anyone who's a member of the kinkmeme would write it.
When 12 masturbates, he thinks about...
The Doctor of course.
What is 11's favorite sex toy?
I could go a million ways with this answer.
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Master/Angel/Doctor? Immortal Sandwich? I would read it. I MAY write it. Blood, vampires, bondage, rough sex.
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6?
Barty/Ben Jones? Ben, of course. Barty has the whole wizard thing working for him and he'd totally nick Ben's handcuffs.
If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Remus/Jack? Jack, during one of his tales to the team. Remus would probably tap into his inner Marauder and prank Jack until he apologizes.
As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Angel and Sirius? Let himself get tied up and bitten?
Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together.
Ianto and the Master? Maybe lemon meringue or creme brulee..
8 and 4 are in a full-time relationship. Who's the top?
Spike and Ianto? Definitely Spike.
Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
John Hart? He'd try EVERYTHING!
What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if he had 8 naked, willing and able in his bed?
If I had Spike in my bed, there would be SEX. If Sirius had Spike in his bed, there would be SEX.
What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Severus and Ianto? They'd keep the whole thing secret. They're good at that.
10 gets a tattoo to declare his eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
Severus gets one for John Hart? God, I don't know.
Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he writes have?
Barty writes Remus/Ben Jones fic. 'Black's hiding place was compromised by a nosy policeman. What does he do to ensure his secrecy?'
If 8 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 2 react?
Spike walks in wearing that... with Barty about? Barty would pounce on him.
If anyone writes these fics, I'll give you a million cookies!!