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1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
i don't really know honestly i don't hate anyone that much to want to kill them
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
NSync broke up so I could care less about any other bands blowing up...
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Crystal Gist...
4. What is your favorite cheese?
tough one...i love cheese a lot...goat cheese, cheddar in various forms, and all kinds of other junk...
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal.
#5 without lettuce at Jimmy John's with the correct amount of vinegar
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back).
Hugh Jackman in the Wolverine Garb
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Art Alexakis with the bleach blonde hair
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? (saving, investing and depositing do not count).
I want to give the money to my friends, family, and person I am dating...I don't need $100...
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Somewhere in Europe that is warm
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
probably on presents for the same people and maybe on a few toys for myself...
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says.
mudslides
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
now, i don't care for the past...i want to live in the present...
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
do what you want as long as you don't hurt other people in the process (like that will ever work)
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
The Monkeys are Coming...It's probably a comedy based on nonsensical bs for others amusement? and for my next trick i will pull a rabbit solely out of my ass cavity...
15. What is your favorite expletive?
fuck you you monkey fuckers
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
wake up and stop dreaming about marrying, becoming, or being spawned from Spiderman
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
froopy...the stuffed animal my dad went back and got for me after i lost from nyc...my laptop is at liz's house anyway...
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
tell everyone how much i loved them and not too worry about me too much...
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
telekenesis...of all the choices that seems fitting for me for some reason...
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
none
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count)
sexual abuse, not a chance in hell will i talk about it ever
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
so many choices...i'll try each one and then decide...
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
bars suck for meeting people...intellectually stimulating people are most likely hiding in their houses and not in a bar getting drunk off their ass...
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can fucking FLOAT!!
this sounds too much like flying...probably do this at night so that the government doesn't lock me up and experiment with my body and probably leah's because i have a key...
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
audrey hepburn, no question...
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
that would be too creepy for me...i couldn't bring someone back...i would have a hysterical fit everytime i saw them...
27. What's your theme song?
Barenaked Ladies "I'll Be That Girl"