Babies!

Apr 19, 2004 04:22

Theo: *introduces Hygd to Opal*

Opal: *stares at the other little person*

Hygd: *fascinated with her hand* *attempts to eat*

Jade: Aw, how cute! Your daughter, right? :kisses her cheek:

Theo: the one I gave away, yes. I'm on babysitting duty because vampires don't eat me. Note the little marks on her neck.

Jade: Bah. Vampires are annoying

Theo: indeed. Firi's got her own little stalker

Jade: can't you cover her in garlic or something?

Theo: she objects when I try that.

Hygd: *tries to get at other baby*

Jade: ah. Tell her it's for her own good. :nods sagely:

Opal: *bats at, mostly playfully*

Theo: they never believe me when I say that anymore

Hygd: *ponders if baby is food*

Jade: Probably shouldn't have poisoned those cookies before

Opal: *catches a hand and looks very surprised, drops it again*

Theo: oh well.

Hygd: *lunge*

Opal: *bats*

Jade: It's a mistake we all make

Hygd: *gums*

Theo: I'll bear this lesson in mind for the next life

Jade: good plan

Opal: *squawks*

Hygd: *gumgumgum*

Opal: *flails*

Theo: *looks down* aww. It's survival of the fittest

Opal: *punches*

Hygd: o.o
Hygd: *wails*

Opal: *sniffles*

Hygd: *cries*

Opal: *starts crying as well*

Jade: :gives pacifier and rocks:

Theo: oh come on. You could have so taken her

Jade: :laughs: That won't help her stop crying, pa-in-law

Theo: *scoops Hygd up and comforts* She must be critisized! she's failed her line

Jade: She's what, three weeks old? Give her a bit, and I'm sure she'll be just like Eowyn

Theo: Eowyn had killed eight men by this time. ;_;

Jade: That explains a lot about Eowyn. Um, maybe like Theoderes?

Theo: oh, she was a late-bloomer.

Jade: so that's ok, then

Theo: no kills up until getting her head smashed in by a horse. I like to consider that a sign, thank you

Jade: That Hygd is doomed?

Theo: yes. Very tragic.

Jade: Woe

Hygd: *has forgotten* *gums Theo's sleeve*

Opal: *sucks on pacifier*

Theo: I still think Hygd could take her. >.>

Jade: They can have a rematch when they're older

Theo: age three good?

Jade: Sounds good to me
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