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So, on our way back from lunch today, we find ourselves behind a sketchy looking red van. The left side says something about goodies, while the sign on the back says Caution Children, I believe that to be our first warning. Pulling along it's right side, we find another sign that's whiteboard with a half ass attempt to portray ice cream this alleged "ice cream truck" is carrying. When we are able to see the driver. . . it's a goddamned clown. When children start going missing, swear to the god it's going to be that fucking clown driving the sketchy ass attempt to cover up a child porno ring!