Buahahaha
Xander's so EVIL:
Nhrazmaghul: good thing you get a lot of calls
Nhrazmaghul: my neck was starting to hurt!
Nhrazmaghul: WAAAHHHH
Nhrazmaghul: : P
JadedxEffect: lol
JadedxEffect: my mother's gay cousin called
Nhrazmaghul: jesus h dubya christo its gettin hot in hurr
JadedxEffect: I haven't talked to him in about... oh... say.... five years
Nhrazmaghul: should have done a conference call an let me listen to him talk to yer mom
Nhrazmaghul: I could have said stuff like "oh god I love yer sausage" almost inaudibly in the background
JadedxEffect: lol, nah, she got the cordless and when she turns it on for some reason it cuts off the sound on the phone I've been using
JadedxEffect: LOL
Nhrazmaghul: schpank me tricky boy, shpank me
JadedxEffect: Noooooo
JadedxEffect: Evil... evil I say
Nhrazmaghul: It's obvious shes james bond
JadedxEffect: haha
JadedxEffect: oh god, you're so evil... EVIIIL
Nhrazmaghul: its cause im hopped up on mtn dew and tasty mexican food
Nhrazmaghul: Its enough to make a Xander somewhat interesting once in a while
And then later.... :
Nhrazmaghul: btw im rampantly sac religeous let me know if I should stfu
JadedxEffect: stfu
JadedxEffect: kidding
Nhrazmaghul: My moms totally not religeous but sometimes she tells me I really should shut up omg ;p
Nhrazmaghul: She says if its really true im burning bridges :>
JadedxEffect: So you're religious?
Nhrazmaghul: fffffffffffffffffffffire! fire! YEAH
Nhrazmaghul: NEINZOR
JadedxEffect: I'm agnostic... I don't have a religion, but I'm open to any ideas
Nhrazmaghul: icic
JadedxEffect: I should be a buddhist
JadedxEffect: Shave my head and wear a robe. Would you wanna do me then?
JadedxEffect: o_O
Nhrazmaghul: Dunno im not agnostic I think bible = storybook an poorly written yup! almost like a history book thats outdated and forumlated from smoking some medieval ganja
Nhrazmaghul: hahaha
Nhrazmaghul: Hmm shaven head
Nhrazmaghul: dunno...
Nhrazmaghul: I like hair
JadedxEffect: lol... I grew up being forced to go to both Christian and Baptist churches, so I guess I just grew out of that
JadedxEffect: I mean.... the churches I went to were so judgemental, on all scales.
JadedxEffect: I was one of the poor kids who had to ride the bus to church because my mom didn't go but made me, so they made me and all the other poor disabled people sit in the very back
JadedxEffect: The richer you were, the closer to the front you sat
JadedxEffect: When I turned 13 I said "Fuck this" and just stopped going
Nhrazmaghul: rofle
Nhrazmaghul: biggest 10% earnins up front sirs
JadedxEffect: Yeah
Nhrazmaghul: id so pee on the floor in teh back
Nhrazmaghul: like some bum
Nhrazmaghul: take a BM in the confessional
JadedxEffect: I think one or two the really retarded kids did that, and totally not intentionally
Nhrazmaghul: FADDER IVE SINNED!
Nhrazmaghul: I done pooped in yer church
JadedxEffect: lol, you're thinking of Catholism
JadedxEffect: I said Christian and Baptist
Nhrazmaghul: its all the same o.O
Nhrazmaghul: haha ;P
JadedxEffect: Nah, Baptists are too uptight to have sex with anyone, let alone little boys
Nhrazmaghul: why argue with me im just being ignorant for the sake of being ignorant!
Nhrazmaghul: :P
JadedxEffect: It's like they have a permenant cucumber stuck up their ass, lol
Nhrazmaghul: lol
JadedxEffect: BLAH because I can!
Nhrazmaghul: Making some form of aged holy pickle
Nhrazmaghul: poopcumbers
JadedxEffect: rflmao
Mmmm, Xander on the phone... sweeeeeet *drools*
Nhrazmaghul: good thing you get a lot of calls
Nhrazmaghul: my neck was starting to hurt!
Nhrazmaghul: WAAAHHHH
Nhrazmaghul: : P
JadedxEffect: lol
JadedxEffect: my mother's gay cousin called
Nhrazmaghul: jesus h dubya christo its gettin hot in hurr
JadedxEffect: I haven't talked to him in about... oh... say.... five years
Nhrazmaghul: should have done a conference call an let me listen to him talk to yer mom
Nhrazmaghul: I could have said stuff like "oh god I love yer sausage" almost inaudibly in the background
JadedxEffect: lol, nah, she got the cordless and when she turns it on for some reason it cuts off the sound on the phone I've been using
JadedxEffect: LOL
Nhrazmaghul: schpank me tricky boy, shpank me
JadedxEffect: Noooooo
JadedxEffect: Evil... evil I say
Nhrazmaghul: It's obvious shes james bond
JadedxEffect: haha
JadedxEffect: oh god, you're so evil... EVIIIL
Nhrazmaghul: its cause im hopped up on mtn dew and tasty mexican food
Nhrazmaghul: Its enough to make a Xander somewhat interesting once in a while
And then later.... :
Nhrazmaghul: btw im rampantly sac religeous let me know if I should stfu
JadedxEffect: stfu
JadedxEffect: kidding
Nhrazmaghul: My moms totally not religeous but sometimes she tells me I really should shut up omg ;p
Nhrazmaghul: She says if its really true im burning bridges :>
JadedxEffect: So you're religious?
Nhrazmaghul: fffffffffffffffffffffire! fire! YEAH
Nhrazmaghul: NEINZOR
JadedxEffect: I'm agnostic... I don't have a religion, but I'm open to any ideas
Nhrazmaghul: icic
JadedxEffect: I should be a buddhist
JadedxEffect: Shave my head and wear a robe. Would you wanna do me then?
JadedxEffect: o_O
Nhrazmaghul: Dunno im not agnostic I think bible = storybook an poorly written yup! almost like a history book thats outdated and forumlated from smoking some medieval ganja
Nhrazmaghul: hahaha
Nhrazmaghul: Hmm shaven head
Nhrazmaghul: dunno...
Nhrazmaghul: I like hair
JadedxEffect: lol... I grew up being forced to go to both Christian and Baptist churches, so I guess I just grew out of that
JadedxEffect: I mean.... the churches I went to were so judgemental, on all scales.
JadedxEffect: I was one of the poor kids who had to ride the bus to church because my mom didn't go but made me, so they made me and all the other poor disabled people sit in the very back
JadedxEffect: The richer you were, the closer to the front you sat
JadedxEffect: When I turned 13 I said "Fuck this" and just stopped going
Nhrazmaghul: rofle
Nhrazmaghul: biggest 10% earnins up front sirs
JadedxEffect: Yeah
Nhrazmaghul: id so pee on the floor in teh back
Nhrazmaghul: like some bum
Nhrazmaghul: take a BM in the confessional
JadedxEffect: I think one or two the really retarded kids did that, and totally not intentionally
Nhrazmaghul: FADDER IVE SINNED!
Nhrazmaghul: I done pooped in yer church
JadedxEffect: lol, you're thinking of Catholism
JadedxEffect: I said Christian and Baptist
Nhrazmaghul: its all the same o.O
Nhrazmaghul: haha ;P
JadedxEffect: Nah, Baptists are too uptight to have sex with anyone, let alone little boys
Nhrazmaghul: why argue with me im just being ignorant for the sake of being ignorant!
Nhrazmaghul: :P
JadedxEffect: It's like they have a permenant cucumber stuck up their ass, lol
Nhrazmaghul: lol
JadedxEffect: BLAH because I can!
Nhrazmaghul: Making some form of aged holy pickle
Nhrazmaghul: poopcumbers
JadedxEffect: rflmao
Mmmm, Xander on the phone... sweeeeeet *drools*