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I was saying to a co-worker, "I think I'm a Republican, but I'm against Dubya Bush."
"Shame on you!" said a woman behind me.
Say what?
I did my hair for work yesterday, and it came out fabulously well in big spiral curls like I had it up in hot rollers all day. When I got to work CB says, "I LIKE your hair today. I like the *mimes waves*. PLEASE DON'T SUE ME FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT."
Calling for a pizza, "Do you have that deal on specialty pizzas today?"
"Not really," says the guy, "We can do a large for $17.95."
"Oh....I thought they were like $10 today."
"No. *talks for a while* We do have a $10 deal on Wednesdays though. But today's not...*voices in background shouting* What? It's Wednesday? Really? Okayyyyy, guess what, I can get you that pizza for only $10 today, if you still want it."
Talking to DrunkGirl at work one time, she says, "Why are you even thinking about that? It's like, one of the great unanswered questions, like, why is the sky blue, and the grass green, and the sun yellow?"
"But, but," I flailed, "We KNOW the answers to all those questions!!!!"
We tried to explain it to her, but she said we were making things up.
"Shame on you!" said a woman behind me.
Say what?
I did my hair for work yesterday, and it came out fabulously well in big spiral curls like I had it up in hot rollers all day. When I got to work CB says, "I LIKE your hair today. I like the *mimes waves*. PLEASE DON'T SUE ME FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT."
Calling for a pizza, "Do you have that deal on specialty pizzas today?"
"Not really," says the guy, "We can do a large for $17.95."
"Oh....I thought they were like $10 today."
"No. *talks for a while* We do have a $10 deal on Wednesdays though. But today's not...*voices in background shouting* What? It's Wednesday? Really? Okayyyyy, guess what, I can get you that pizza for only $10 today, if you still want it."
Talking to DrunkGirl at work one time, she says, "Why are you even thinking about that? It's like, one of the great unanswered questions, like, why is the sky blue, and the grass green, and the sun yellow?"
"But, but," I flailed, "We KNOW the answers to all those questions!!!!"
We tried to explain it to her, but she said we were making things up.