boys are idiots (prolly not worksafe)
BOYS ARE IDIOTS! I know I've said it a hundred million times before, but it's still true. Beware, I'm going to use the word 'boob' a lot.
So today I'm for some reason talking to Tallboy and StonerII's little buddy, talking about my friend deciding I will feed her baby while she smokes a couple cigarettes. Said friend then says, "Geez J, you act like you never even fed a baby before!"
"I HAVEN'T!"
So the idiot boys take this to mean that I took her baby and started breastfeeding her child, and were totally grossed out. Imagine two teenage boys, one of unusual size, both flailing around like idiots and making disgusted sounds.
Yeah, cause b00bs are like taps that you turn on when you need them. Idiots.
"With a BOTTLE you idiots! GAW!" is actually what I said. Stupid. I berated them about that too. Bakabakabaka. Were they disgusted that we were taking turns with her baby or just by the thought of bewbs being something other than toys for them to play with--actually I don't want to delve that far into the teenage mind.
They were looking at me weirdly too and I felt like crossing my arms over my chest. Though to his credit, I don't think Tallboy was that dumb, he was mainly going along for the LULZ, which I can respect. But StonerII's bud?--this is why we don't do pot kiddies.* These aren't the same male co-workers who asked me once what I named my mammaries, which I thought was the strangest thing any guy would ever ask me about my chest, till maybe today. (For the record, I said they were "Thunder" and "Dynamite", same as Al Bundy's fists. :P :P :P Only one guy got the reference, he laughed and said that was awesome.)
Back to the story I was trying to tell a FEmale co-worker before the boys butted in with their gross misinformation of b00bage, my friend was dismayed at my poor baby burping ability. She just had this little tiny rag I was supposed to aim him at, and she kept admonishing me to hit him harder. "Harder, like hitting a cat. Don't worry, you can't hurt him" she says.
O.o "Sure you can! That's why we have CPS. You come over here and hit your own baby!" No wonder we were getting weird looks!
* I now want to find that PSA with the Turtles where the kid is being offered some pot and the Turtles show up. Don cries, "Oh no! What should he do?"
Michelangelo says, "Get a pizza?!" XD
No wonder it was banned! I found it hysterically funny now.
I just got the computer semi-working again and had to internet rant. Now I hear thunder in the distance too. Two days till my vacation!! That's unrelated, but I have to mention it as often as possible.
Oh, Saturday is FREE COMIC DAY! If you like comics or free stuff, get to your local comic shop and pick up some goodies. I know I will ;)
So today I'm for some reason talking to Tallboy and StonerII's little buddy, talking about my friend deciding I will feed her baby while she smokes a couple cigarettes. Said friend then says, "Geez J, you act like you never even fed a baby before!"
"I HAVEN'T!"
So the idiot boys take this to mean that I took her baby and started breastfeeding her child, and were totally grossed out. Imagine two teenage boys, one of unusual size, both flailing around like idiots and making disgusted sounds.
Yeah, cause b00bs are like taps that you turn on when you need them. Idiots.
"With a BOTTLE you idiots! GAW!" is actually what I said. Stupid. I berated them about that too. Bakabakabaka. Were they disgusted that we were taking turns with her baby or just by the thought of bewbs being something other than toys for them to play with--actually I don't want to delve that far into the teenage mind.
They were looking at me weirdly too and I felt like crossing my arms over my chest. Though to his credit, I don't think Tallboy was that dumb, he was mainly going along for the LULZ, which I can respect. But StonerII's bud?--this is why we don't do pot kiddies.* These aren't the same male co-workers who asked me once what I named my mammaries, which I thought was the strangest thing any guy would ever ask me about my chest, till maybe today. (For the record, I said they were "Thunder" and "Dynamite", same as Al Bundy's fists. :P :P :P Only one guy got the reference, he laughed and said that was awesome.)
Back to the story I was trying to tell a FEmale co-worker before the boys butted in with their gross misinformation of b00bage, my friend was dismayed at my poor baby burping ability. She just had this little tiny rag I was supposed to aim him at, and she kept admonishing me to hit him harder. "Harder, like hitting a cat. Don't worry, you can't hurt him" she says.
O.o "Sure you can! That's why we have CPS. You come over here and hit your own baby!" No wonder we were getting weird looks!
* I now want to find that PSA with the Turtles where the kid is being offered some pot and the Turtles show up. Don cries, "Oh no! What should he do?"
Michelangelo says, "Get a pizza?!" XD
No wonder it was banned! I found it hysterically funny now.
I just got the computer semi-working again and had to internet rant. Now I hear thunder in the distance too. Two days till my vacation!! That's unrelated, but I have to mention it as often as possible.
Oh, Saturday is FREE COMIC DAY! If you like comics or free stuff, get to your local comic shop and pick up some goodies. I know I will ;)