Mar 17, 2009 23:16
This is a taste of my last doctor's visit. :)
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Crabby Nurse: When was the date of your last period?
Jade: I don't know....last month.
CN: What medications are you on?
Jade: (extensive list)
CN: Do you ever harm yourself or have thoughts of suicide?
Jade: Only when I go to work.
CN: What was the date of your last period?
Jade: I don't know, just like the last time you asked.
CN: Why don't you?
Jade: I didn't know there'd be a quiz!
stupid work,
doctor,
surgery