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JILTEDmuse: santa!
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.
So, have you been naughty or nice?
JILTEDmuse: nice!
SantaClaus: Outstanding! I'm very happy to hear that! Everyone on my Good List gets a special gift here on Dec. 22! Now, type menu to enjoy the fun and games the elves have here on AIM for you.
JILTEDmuse: i love reindeers
SantaClaus: While everything I bring is made with lots of love, I can't actually bring love itself. That's up to you to find. Is there anything else you would like?
JILTEDmuse: toys!
SantaClaus: Pardon me?
JILTEDmuse: i want toys
SantaClaus: You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!
JILTEDmuse: tell santa
SantaClaus: So this is where you sit on my lap and tell me what you want. We can talk about the serious stuff like shopping after this.
So, what is the first thing you would like from Santa this year.
JILTEDmuse: i get to sit on your lap!
SantaClaus:
What else is at the top of your list?
JILTEDmuse: damn... i want a new bag to carry my stuff
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you. Please don't do it again or I won't be able to listen to your wishes. Is there anything else?
JILTEDmuse: fuck
SantaClaus: Ho Ho! O.K. that's quite enough of this, why don't you type, "movie poll" and vote for your favorite holiday movie.
JILTEDmuse: fuck
SantaClaus: I've got so many things to do before I take-off. I want to chat with you but you keep saying the same thing! Will you try something else?
JILTEDmuse: fuck
SantaClaus: Oh dear. I just get so depressed when I hear that kind of talk. The English language used to be one of my favorites.
A lump of coal for you.
JILTEDmuse: fuck
SantaClaus: My goodness. You've earned another lump of coal. I'm sorry but this is the last warning and lump of coal I can promise you. Any more cursing and I'll have to stop talking to you. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.
JILTEDmuse: you suck santa... youre not real
SantaClaus: Hmm. I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you into the nice column with me.
That's a lump of coal for you.
JILTEDmuse: my fave
SantaClaus: Oh, I cannot pick a favorite.
STUPID SANTA!
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.
So, have you been naughty or nice?
JILTEDmuse: nice!
SantaClaus: Outstanding! I'm very happy to hear that! Everyone on my Good List gets a special gift here on Dec. 22! Now, type menu to enjoy the fun and games the elves have here on AIM for you.
JILTEDmuse: i love reindeers
SantaClaus: While everything I bring is made with lots of love, I can't actually bring love itself. That's up to you to find. Is there anything else you would like?
JILTEDmuse: toys!
SantaClaus: Pardon me?
JILTEDmuse: i want toys
SantaClaus: You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!
JILTEDmuse: tell santa
SantaClaus: So this is where you sit on my lap and tell me what you want. We can talk about the serious stuff like shopping after this.
So, what is the first thing you would like from Santa this year.
JILTEDmuse: i get to sit on your lap!
SantaClaus:
What else is at the top of your list?
JILTEDmuse: damn... i want a new bag to carry my stuff
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you. Please don't do it again or I won't be able to listen to your wishes. Is there anything else?
JILTEDmuse: fuck
SantaClaus: Ho Ho! O.K. that's quite enough of this, why don't you type, "movie poll" and vote for your favorite holiday movie.
JILTEDmuse: fuck
SantaClaus: I've got so many things to do before I take-off. I want to chat with you but you keep saying the same thing! Will you try something else?
JILTEDmuse: fuck
SantaClaus: Oh dear. I just get so depressed when I hear that kind of talk. The English language used to be one of my favorites.
A lump of coal for you.
JILTEDmuse: fuck
SantaClaus: My goodness. You've earned another lump of coal. I'm sorry but this is the last warning and lump of coal I can promise you. Any more cursing and I'll have to stop talking to you. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.
JILTEDmuse: you suck santa... youre not real
SantaClaus: Hmm. I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you into the nice column with me.
That's a lump of coal for you.
JILTEDmuse: my fave
SantaClaus: Oh, I cannot pick a favorite.
STUPID SANTA!