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SLEDDING IS AMAZING.
The end. xD
....okay, maybe not the end. But I <3333 the snow. So yeah. Mmmmmmm.
Anddd, Rebecca's post about valentine's day entertained me, cause I'm a nutcase. xD
This year, resist the urge to give your loved one a banal rose. Instead, give her... a potato!
You're probably asking yourself, "WTF? Why?" In that case, check out this man's eloquently persuasive assertion:
: well, there's a lot of reasons
: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
: and that's if you leave them in water
: and they really only exist to be pretty
: so that's like saying
: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
: but a potato!
: potatos last for fucking ever, man
: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
: that part alone makes it a good symbol
: but there's more!
: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
- bash.org
And more random gift suggestions on her XANGA. Heh.
I love snow days. What about we get another snow day tomorrow? And the day after that, and that, and that, and that. And then just get school cancelled entirely. I wouldn't mind the ice age. We can ride on wooly mammoths and have giant sabertoothed kitties and err, totally not freeze.
Yeahhh, I'm bored. And procrastinating, as usual.
Mmmm. Go drink some hot chocolate with marshmallows, and a goodnight to you. ^____^
edit: oh, and btw? SATs suckk, and the scantrons should all spontaneously combust. That would make my day. And I finally did find that dratted report card.
Yup. I'm not getting into any decent colleges anymore.
The end. xD
....okay, maybe not the end. But I <3333 the snow. So yeah. Mmmmmmm.
Anddd, Rebecca's post about valentine's day entertained me, cause I'm a nutcase. xD
This year, resist the urge to give your loved one a banal rose. Instead, give her... a potato!
You're probably asking yourself, "WTF? Why?" In that case, check out this man's eloquently persuasive assertion:
: well, there's a lot of reasons
: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
: and that's if you leave them in water
: and they really only exist to be pretty
: so that's like saying
: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
: but a potato!
: potatos last for fucking ever, man
: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
: that part alone makes it a good symbol
: but there's more!
: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
- bash.org
And more random gift suggestions on her XANGA. Heh.
I love snow days. What about we get another snow day tomorrow? And the day after that, and that, and that, and that. And then just get school cancelled entirely. I wouldn't mind the ice age. We can ride on wooly mammoths and have giant sabertoothed kitties and err, totally not freeze.
Yeahhh, I'm bored. And procrastinating, as usual.
Mmmm. Go drink some hot chocolate with marshmallows, and a goodnight to you. ^____^
edit: oh, and btw? SATs suckk, and the scantrons should all spontaneously combust. That would make my day. And I finally did find that dratted report card.
Yup. I'm not getting into any decent colleges anymore.