The Corinthians, The Ephesians, and one other crackpot:

Nov 26, 2005 00:32

"Instructions for women"

Ladies,

How any woman came to worship Christ is beyond me when I read shit like this. Change the bible all you like; why not, its public domain now and you can't be sued. Whether you change it or not though, you can't take away the fact that the original spirit of the bible had something like this in mind for you:

1 Corinthians 11:4
For any man to pray or to prophesy with his head covered shows disrespect for his head.

1 Corinthians 11:5
And for a woman to pray or prophecy with her head uncovered shows disrespect for her head.

1 Corinthians 11:5
It is exactly the same as if she had her hair shaved off.

1 Corinthians 11:6
Indeed, if a woman does go without a veil, she should have her hair cut off too.

1 Corinthians 11:7
But for a man it is not right to have his head covered, since he is the image of God and reflects God's glory; but a woman is the reflection of man's glory.

1 Corinthians 14:34
As in all the churches of God's holy people, women are to remain quiet in the assemblies, since they have no permission to speak: theirs is a subordinate part.

1 Corinthians 14:35
If there is anything they want to know, they should ask their husbands at home: it is shameful for a woman to speak in the assembly.

1 Timothy 2:11-12
During instruction, a woman should be quiet and respectful. I give no permission for a woman to teach or to have authority over a man. A woman ought to be quiet.

Ephesians 5:22-23
Wives should be subject to their husbands as to the Lord, since as Christ is head of the Church and saves the whole body, so is the husband the head of his wife.

Ephesians 5:24
And as the Church is subject to Christ, so should wives be to their husbands, in everything.

1 Corinthians 11:3
I should like you to understand that the head of every man is Christ.

Hmmm, here's an idea for ya ladies: Scientology? Sure; why the Hell not?
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