It's My Mom's Birthday!
Alright, so lets talk about how pretty I am.
Wait, CUT CUT CUT.
Alright, so let's talk about how fucking fantastic the weather is. Yes? Yes? Tonight's low is 48? Yes? Can't wait to finally have a cool night at Bullwinkles. You hear that new hoodie! I'm gonna put myself inside of you tonight!
Anyways, I think I just decided not to go to my Lit class today. It's too nice outisde. Gonna go home and try to finish my short story. Maybe I'll post it later?
P.S. My mom is better than your mom. Guaranteed. I've got the pancake breakfasts and the spaghetti nights to prove it.
Wait, CUT CUT CUT.
Alright, so let's talk about how fucking fantastic the weather is. Yes? Yes? Tonight's low is 48? Yes? Can't wait to finally have a cool night at Bullwinkles. You hear that new hoodie! I'm gonna put myself inside of you tonight!
Anyways, I think I just decided not to go to my Lit class today. It's too nice outisde. Gonna go home and try to finish my short story. Maybe I'll post it later?
P.S. My mom is better than your mom. Guaranteed. I've got the pancake breakfasts and the spaghetti nights to prove it.