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I think that arguments may mean less to me than they did during my adolescence. Welcome to the practical implications of post-modernism! I'm Chris, your mildly apathetic antagonistic host, and I'm here to find out whether or not it all reeeealy matters!
Do you tend to Wiffle and Waffle at the ballot box? Do you nod numbly with friends just to keep everyone happy? Do you choose your wordings so carefully that your deeply held convictions are deeply covered? If you find yourself nodding numbly along with my discourse then you might be a practical postmodernist! *audience gasps* Now now, there is no need for alarm. You might be getting a false-positive from your test if you qualify as one of the following:
If you're still nodding like Senate Republicans at a Presidential Address, there is still no reason to worry. This messy little problem can be cleared up in two shakes. The process is simple: first sell everything you own and give it to the poor. Oh, sorry....that's what Jesus said. OK back on track...Simple Process.
Repeat to yourself over and over:
"My opinions are as valid as anyone else's."
and
"iPods are the devil."
Thank you very much and goodnight.
Do you tend to Wiffle and Waffle at the ballot box? Do you nod numbly with friends just to keep everyone happy? Do you choose your wordings so carefully that your deeply held convictions are deeply covered? If you find yourself nodding numbly along with my discourse then you might be a practical postmodernist! *audience gasps* Now now, there is no need for alarm. You might be getting a false-positive from your test if you qualify as one of the following:
- You have ever or soon plan to smoke pot
- You are a junior in college (Sophomores still think they know stuff)
- You hate confrontation
- You were raised to respect other peoples' opinions
If you're still nodding like Senate Republicans at a Presidential Address, there is still no reason to worry. This messy little problem can be cleared up in two shakes. The process is simple: first sell everything you own and give it to the poor. Oh, sorry....that's what Jesus said. OK back on track...Simple Process.
Repeat to yourself over and over:
"My opinions are as valid as anyone else's."
and
"iPods are the devil."
Thank you very much and goodnight.