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Dear Stomach,
Shut the fuck up with the nausea shit, okay? The two things that get me through the writing process are food and caffeine and you are ruining both of them and making me totally miserable.
Dear Intellectual Part of Brain,
Wake the fuck up. I know you have pretty much been on holiday since the GRE, but we’re in crunch time and you need a bloody intro to this thing.
Dear Creative Part of Brain,
Help the Intellectual out. We just need an intro!
Dear Emotional Part of Brain,
You’re a depressing distraction, so please fuck off and die.
Dear Daydreams,
Please focus on the daydream of getting into Columbia/NYU/Princeton and leave the other crap alone.
Dear Procrastination,
Stop going on facebook every two seconds. Nothing has changed from the last two seconds.
Dear Panic,
Keep it up. We’re almost there.
Dear Apathy,
Thank you for choosing to go on holiday. If you see the Intellectual Brain while you are out there, could you please tell her to get back here?
Dear Jazz and Tea,
I love you. Keep getting me through.
Dear Sarah,
Get off livejournal now.
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Shut the fuck up with the nausea shit, okay? The two things that get me through the writing process are food and caffeine and you are ruining both of them and making me totally miserable.
Dear Intellectual Part of Brain,
Wake the fuck up. I know you have pretty much been on holiday since the GRE, but we’re in crunch time and you need a bloody intro to this thing.
Dear Creative Part of Brain,
Help the Intellectual out. We just need an intro!
Dear Emotional Part of Brain,
You’re a depressing distraction, so please fuck off and die.
Dear Daydreams,
Please focus on the daydream of getting into Columbia/NYU/Princeton and leave the other crap alone.
Dear Procrastination,
Stop going on facebook every two seconds. Nothing has changed from the last two seconds.
Dear Panic,
Keep it up. We’re almost there.
Dear Apathy,
Thank you for choosing to go on holiday. If you see the Intellectual Brain while you are out there, could you please tell her to get back here?
Dear Jazz and Tea,
I love you. Keep getting me through.
Dear Sarah,
Get off livejournal now.
.