Where's my muse? I need my damn muse!
I really need to get off of my ass and do something. However, I've yet to find any reason strong enough to motivate me.
Reasons I've found: I feel lazy. I feel flabby. I am bored.
Argument: BUT IT'S COLD OUTSIDE.
Winter is prevailing so here I sit and jiggle in all my flabby, fat, bored glory. I do have indoor exercise equipment but IT'S COLD IN MY ROOM. It's a vicious cycle..or I'm just one incredibly lazy bum.
Also: What do you do if you crave salty foods? I've craved salty foods for weeks now. I need a salt block to lick, I think.