greetings to my hos.
hello hos. i greet all of you with open arms. earlier today i tried to stab myself with packets of condiments at work. yesterday, i was vomiting up the sporks that i had lodged in my throat. mmmm, tasty.
the weather is beautiful, and i hope it continues like this because...I LOVE THE COLD! so naturally, i'm feeling weirdly giddy. as one friend put it, "tracy gets giddy around the solstices". i think i have a seasonal affair with winter. every year, we rekindle our romance...
speaking of romantic, my stomach hurts. ha! i fooled you. my stomach hurting has nothing to do with romance, aside from the love affair i have with junk food. i'm at nina's and we had meaty nachos, macaroni, and chicken wings to kick off the saints game...except for i'm no longer watching the game, just hurting from eating too much shitty food. oh, but it was so good.
alright bitches, i'm out. who knows when i'll return.