TITLE: Five Times Jaye Caught Sam Winchester Making Out With Lucas Scott
AUTHOR:
comedownstairsFANDOM: Fandom High (Wonderfalls, Supernatural, One Tree Hill)
DISCLAMER: So don't belong to me, la
RATING: PG
CATEGORY: Five things
SPOILERS: Ha.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: For
spoonishly as a five things prompt.
celestialnature loves it.
1. Towards the end of the broadcast, Jaye saw a squirrel head over with notes in his wee hands. And once she took the paper to read it off, she couldn't help but laugh. "This just in," she told the radio public, "Cute Sam seems to have wandered into some glitter!"
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2. If she'd been having a better homecoming, she might have appreciated it more. As it was, she kind of glowered at Sam and Lucas and their heavy out-making and said, "Hello, this is the snark corner. You want the shadowy area over there."
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3. For a long time, Jaye stared, jaw dropped. It happened all the time in Fandom, but still, it was Sam. "No way," she said.
Alec looked very proud of having broken this news. "Would I lie? His name's Luke, or Lucas, or something. I was too busy laughing to care."
"....Think we can bust them?" Jaye asked, and what followed was an attempt to interrupt whatever was going on in 328.
Well, a little more than an attempt.
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4. "But I don't really go for that sort of thing," Lucas protested.
Jaye shook her head, screwdriver very firmly in hand. It had become a gesture tool, a sort of prop. "Nuh uh. Seahorse tradition. It's like your cover to get in."
Figuring he wasn't going to win this one, Lucas sighed. "Okay, who do I have to kiss?"
She just grinned.
About half an hour later, she was surprised to find that they'd retreated to the stairwells. Five minutes after that, she returned with her camera.
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5. Jaye had been trying to find a vacuum, and someone had said there was one in a hall closet. When she opened the door to this particular closet, though, she immediately forgot what she was looking for.
"One of you is so gonna become a bunny now," she warned.