TITLE: Five Ways Brooke Broke Jaina's Brain
AUTHOR:
comedownstairsFANDOM: Fandom High (Star Wars, One Tree Hill)
DISCLAMER: So don't belong to me, la
RATING: PG
CATEGORY: Fluff, five things
SPOILERS: No
AUTHOR'S NOTES: For
nameitlater as a five things prompt.
1. Jaina stared at the new girl for a long moment before finally saying, "I think Fandom is taking issue with me specifically."
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2. Jaina knocked on the door of Anakin's office and really wished she hadn't. Brooke was sitting on the desk in what could only be described as whorewear, and for being Darth Vader once upon a time, Anakin could not have looked more horrified.
"Well, I guess this means our time is up," Brooke said sweetly, uncrossing her legs as she hopped off the desk, and brushed past Jaina on her way out.
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3. "I did not sign up for cheerleading," Jaina said.
"You did, too," Buffy said, pointing to the sign-up list. "See? There's your name! I saw you do it, too. You were a little taller, though. Anyway, we didn't get a big turnout this time, so you're automatically in. Congratulations!"
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4. Jaina didn't really care if Brooke was embarrassed by the picture of her floating around the school's E-mail until someone pointed out that it was like knowing what she looked like naked, too.
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5. At first Jaina tried to hold in the giggle at seeing Brooke chasing after the little brat that was apparently hers. She didn't know how or why everyone's kids showed up in Fandom, but it was really amusing from where she stood.
Until Brooke pushed her hair out of her face, grabbed the kid's hand, and dragged him across the playground to Jaina. "Your turn," she said.
Jaina frowned. "Wait, what?"
"Yeah, so congratulations, he's ours."