FIve Things John and Rory Would Do In Vegas- Fandom High- G
TITLE: Five Things John and Rory Would Do In Vegas
AUTHOR: comedownstairs
FANDOM: Fandom High (Farscape/Gilmore Girls)
DISCLAMER: Not mine!
RATING: G
CATEGORY: Five things, humor
SPOILERS: None
AUTHOR'S NOTES: For monkeyfromhell for my five things request.
1.
Rory had found one of those pointy hats with fabric hanging off the end like the princesses in storybooks at a cheap gift shop at Excalibur. When she refused to take it off in the store, John grabbed one of the plastic rollout jousting swords and started poking her with it repeatedly.
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2.
Kahunaville wasn't the coolest of all the hotel bars, but they also let the bartenders pour shots down your throat sometimes without having to pay.
Two hours after walking in, they'd been kicked out of the bar for trying to lead their fellow patrons in a rousing chorus of Margaritaville, which was down the street.
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3.
"We have to," John said.
"No," Rory said. "I can't. It would be wrong."
"No, it wouldn't. Come on. MFCD solidarity."
"I only went to one meeting!" she insisted.
"We only had like two meetings!"
"I'm still not going to see Celine Dion!"
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4.
John looked over their masterpiece and said, "Hotel forts are the best forts," and Rory had to agree.
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5.
"Ugh, why do they keep giving these to me?" Rory asked after being handed yet another card on the street advertising a stripper service. "Do I look like I need some girl to take her clothes off for me?"
John looked at the card he'd collected, then looked at her newest. "I don't have that one. Trade you."
After that, they started asking for the cards if they weren't automatically given to them.
AUTHOR: comedownstairs
FANDOM: Fandom High (Farscape/Gilmore Girls)
DISCLAMER: Not mine!
RATING: G
CATEGORY: Five things, humor
SPOILERS: None
AUTHOR'S NOTES: For monkeyfromhell for my five things request.
1.
Rory had found one of those pointy hats with fabric hanging off the end like the princesses in storybooks at a cheap gift shop at Excalibur. When she refused to take it off in the store, John grabbed one of the plastic rollout jousting swords and started poking her with it repeatedly.
*****
2.
Kahunaville wasn't the coolest of all the hotel bars, but they also let the bartenders pour shots down your throat sometimes without having to pay.
Two hours after walking in, they'd been kicked out of the bar for trying to lead their fellow patrons in a rousing chorus of Margaritaville, which was down the street.
*****
3.
"We have to," John said.
"No," Rory said. "I can't. It would be wrong."
"No, it wouldn't. Come on. MFCD solidarity."
"I only went to one meeting!" she insisted.
"We only had like two meetings!"
"I'm still not going to see Celine Dion!"
*****
4.
John looked over their masterpiece and said, "Hotel forts are the best forts," and Rory had to agree.
*****
5.
"Ugh, why do they keep giving these to me?" Rory asked after being handed yet another card on the street advertising a stripper service. "Do I look like I need some girl to take her clothes off for me?"
John looked at the card he'd collected, then looked at her newest. "I don't have that one. Trade you."
After that, they started asking for the cards if they weren't automatically given to them.