5 Times Jaye Demanded Boykissy- Fandom High- G
TITLE: 5 Times Jaye Demanded Boykissy
AUTHOR: comedownstairs
FANDOM: Fandom High (Wonderfalls)
DISCLAMER: I own nothing omg.
RATING: G
CATEGORY: Crackfic, crossover, five things.
SPOILERS: None
AUTHOR'S NOTES: For aliyaskie for the five things meme. Also includes characters from Dr. Who, Dark Angel, Arrested Development, The Pretender, Stargate SG-1, Gilmore Girls, Supernatural and Star Wars.
1.
Jack didn't even have time to say hello to Jaye before she greeted him with "Alec and I are talking again. So, you, him, Wednesday? That work for you?"
*****
2.
Jaye had long ago given up on actually listening to what Jarod and GOB were talking about behind the bar, and was kind of just watching them. And occasionally tilting her head as if thinking something out.
"Need a chiropractor?" GOB asked when he finally noticed her.
"You two should make out," Jaye decided.
"...Get out of my bar."
*****
3.
Fandom was good for quite a few things, and one of those things was randomly initiating days on which half the school would take off their shirts and hang in a common room. When the school was that pretty, things like that really should have been mandatory.
After a few conversations, though, Jaye looked at Pretty Sam and said, "You know what this place needs?"
"If you say gondolas, I'm leaving."
Jaye just looked at her.
Sam shrugged. "I may be used to our conversations."
*****
4.
Jaye tilted her head, frowning and thinking.
"What?" Dean Forrester asked.
"Sorry, I'm just picturing you and Dean Winchester making out. It's kind of awesome."
That's when poor Sam Winchester happened to walk into the room, and wished he hadn't.
*****
5.
"What?" Jaye asked. "Obi-wan was hot."
"I keep hearing that," Luke said. "Every time I see him, he's just... Ben."
Jaye blinked. "See? Like, present tense?"
Luke looked like maybe he shouldn't have said anything about talking to someone no one else could see, because he didn't know who he was talking to. "Sometimes. As a ghost."
Jaye blinked again. "So... do you have to be corporeal to make out?"
"Um. You want to make out with the ghost of Ben?"
"No. You."
Luke actually said, "Buh?"
"Your dad did it! It's a fine family tradition!"
Luke didn't talk to Jaye much after that.
AUTHOR: comedownstairs
FANDOM: Fandom High (Wonderfalls)
DISCLAMER: I own nothing omg.
RATING: G
CATEGORY: Crackfic, crossover, five things.
SPOILERS: None
AUTHOR'S NOTES: For aliyaskie for the five things meme. Also includes characters from Dr. Who, Dark Angel, Arrested Development, The Pretender, Stargate SG-1, Gilmore Girls, Supernatural and Star Wars.
1.
Jack didn't even have time to say hello to Jaye before she greeted him with "Alec and I are talking again. So, you, him, Wednesday? That work for you?"
*****
2.
Jaye had long ago given up on actually listening to what Jarod and GOB were talking about behind the bar, and was kind of just watching them. And occasionally tilting her head as if thinking something out.
"Need a chiropractor?" GOB asked when he finally noticed her.
"You two should make out," Jaye decided.
"...Get out of my bar."
*****
3.
Fandom was good for quite a few things, and one of those things was randomly initiating days on which half the school would take off their shirts and hang in a common room. When the school was that pretty, things like that really should have been mandatory.
After a few conversations, though, Jaye looked at Pretty Sam and said, "You know what this place needs?"
"If you say gondolas, I'm leaving."
Jaye just looked at her.
Sam shrugged. "I may be used to our conversations."
*****
4.
Jaye tilted her head, frowning and thinking.
"What?" Dean Forrester asked.
"Sorry, I'm just picturing you and Dean Winchester making out. It's kind of awesome."
That's when poor Sam Winchester happened to walk into the room, and wished he hadn't.
*****
5.
"What?" Jaye asked. "Obi-wan was hot."
"I keep hearing that," Luke said. "Every time I see him, he's just... Ben."
Jaye blinked. "See? Like, present tense?"
Luke looked like maybe he shouldn't have said anything about talking to someone no one else could see, because he didn't know who he was talking to. "Sometimes. As a ghost."
Jaye blinked again. "So... do you have to be corporeal to make out?"
"Um. You want to make out with the ghost of Ben?"
"No. You."
Luke actually said, "Buh?"
"Your dad did it! It's a fine family tradition!"
Luke didn't talk to Jaye much after that.