did i ever tell you about the time i teleported?
i love you all.
especially those of you whp have dreams about me.
heheheh.
anyhow. yeah.
so. there i was. watching some sappy movie....please, next time i try watching one of those...stop me.
i need like a sappy-film hotline number to call...
"sappy-film hotline, this is brenda, how can i assist you?"
"hi, brenda. i really need someone to talk to right now. i'm thinking about watching a sappy movie and i just don't know what to do"
"it's okay. just calm down, take a deep breath, and tell me if you can...what movie is it?"
"it...it... *sobs* It's Evita!"
" *pause* ....i'm sorry, ma'am...you're beyond help"
CLICK
"what?!? no! come back, brenda!!! come back!"
i'm absolutely sure it would be something similar to that.
ah, but what's a monkey to do.
switch
especially those of you whp have dreams about me.
heheheh.
anyhow. yeah.
so. there i was. watching some sappy movie....please, next time i try watching one of those...stop me.
i need like a sappy-film hotline number to call...
"sappy-film hotline, this is brenda, how can i assist you?"
"hi, brenda. i really need someone to talk to right now. i'm thinking about watching a sappy movie and i just don't know what to do"
"it's okay. just calm down, take a deep breath, and tell me if you can...what movie is it?"
"it...it... *sobs* It's Evita!"
" *pause* ....i'm sorry, ma'am...you're beyond help"
CLICK
"what?!? no! come back, brenda!!! come back!"
i'm absolutely sure it would be something similar to that.
ah, but what's a monkey to do.
switch