man...i tell you what.
I'm going to blow up my own car.
no. really.
i won't be in it. but i plan to light a packs worth of smokes off of it, while i stand by and watch that puppy burn to the ground.
maybe we'll even roast marshmallows, and hot dogs too.
i knew i never should have named that car.
and we can drink 151, and everclear. one for me. one for my car...*insert small explosion here*
it'll be a lovely event.
someone find me a large empty field and some lawn chairs.
oh, oh! and some cute, scantilly clad females too!
yeah.
it'll be hott.
no. really.
i won't be in it. but i plan to light a packs worth of smokes off of it, while i stand by and watch that puppy burn to the ground.
maybe we'll even roast marshmallows, and hot dogs too.
i knew i never should have named that car.
and we can drink 151, and everclear. one for me. one for my car...*insert small explosion here*
it'll be a lovely event.
someone find me a large empty field and some lawn chairs.
oh, oh! and some cute, scantilly clad females too!
yeah.
it'll be hott.