Mar 25, 2004 09:13
Full Name: The Artist Formerly Known as Me
Nicknames: Hey, Monk, The Sherrie, Shoo
Sex: yes
Age: 20
Birthday: May 10, 1983
Star Sign: Taurus
Location: The Library
Mothers Name: The Devil
Fathers Name: Mike
Siblings Name(s): Shelly
Going Deeper~
Height: 5'3
Weight: not enough.
Hair Colour: black
Hair Style: short...goin' for the greaser look today
Eye Colour: brown green thing
Skin Colour: pasty
Skin Type: pasty
Piercings: 7. 3 in each ear: 12g,8g,1/2in, and one brow
Tattoos: two. tech. 3...2 kanji, and "looks"
Scars/Distinguishing Marks: two scars on the outside of my pinkie from a bar fight...although the antagonist denies the event to this day.
Lifestyle~
Job: i work in sales. and receptionisting.
Most Important Thing: "Doing things for yourself" ie. things that make YOU happy.
Nicest Friend(s): all of 'em are nice...or else they wouldnt be my friends.
Bad Habits: plenty.
Do You Smoke: yes.
Do You Drink: yes.
Do You Do Drugs: see above.
Do You Have Regular Sex: fairly regular.
Random~
First Kiss: i dont remember
Bedroom Carpet: gray
Purse: what purse???
Shoes: my airwalks are my fav. but the docs will always suffice.
5 Things On The Computer Desk: monitor, tower,keyboard,mouse,mousepad.
Most Recent Purchase: coffee and dr. pepper at the 7-11
Name Something You Do That Really Annoys People: i dont know?
Jewelley Worn Daily: earrings/plug or tunnels, celtic cross, 5 silver rings.
Book You're Reading: Sunglasses after dark...again, and From Panic to Power
Currents~
Make Up: none, unless i'm in drag. then, crepe hair, eyeliner, dark cover up and MAYBE eyeshadow. (ed. note. i do not wear these products in the traditional places...lay your confusion to rest.)
Hair: with gel/pomade. it WAS sort of swept back...then the humidity got it.
Clothes: khaki cargos, boots, phantom regiment T blue gap hoodie that coobs made me buy...lol. i loveish it!
Taste: coffee breath...yum.
Smell: good! i ALWAYS smell good.
Sound: coughing and mouse/keypad clicking.
Visual: rows and rows of computers...people desperately trying to sit every other computer as if each is afraid to catch something from the other.
Thought: I want to go back to bed.
Worry: everyhting.
Last Time You..~
Ate/Drank: drank coffee this am at 7:45-8:15
Were Angry: last night when the devil tried to spaz on me for being 2 minutes late. eye ticks were definately involved.
Were Sad: a couple nights ago.
Were Embarrased: a couple nights ago
Were Happy: last night after i got yelled at and me and red smoked in the garage right by the truck to spite her and hopefully get the smoke smell inside...it wasnt tobacco. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Were Excited: last night when i went shopping on 8mile with my buddy katie.
Laughed: this morning when the 7-11 clerks were making fun of someone.
Cried: couple days ago.
Were Hurt Emotionally: hah.
Were Hurt Physically: the other night when...well...i'm not going to get into that....
More Lasts~
Relationship: hah.
Kiss: around 1:30 this morning.
Hug: above.
Sex: sunday?
Dream: it was somehting weird...cant put my finger on it now, the child is grown, the dream is gone,i have become comfortably numb.
Tv Show Watched: kingdom hospital (to my chagrin).
Movie Seen: cabin fever.
Song Heard: kina - Girl from the Gutter.
Thing Spoken: I hope your hell is filled with magazines, and on every page you see a big picture of me, and under every picture the caption should read: not bad, for a girl from the gutter like me...
Illness: when i had strep throat so bad my tonsils turned black and almost exploded. i swear to god.
Favourites~
Colour: black...blue is giving it a run for it's money tho.
Movies: lola rennt, bound.
Songs Of The Moment:Rob Zombie - never gonna stop(red, red krovvy) Pink Floyd - Astronomy Domine.
Food/Drink: dr. pepper, lamb shawarma, or anyhitng with lamb from mongolian.
Actors/Actresses: brad pitt (he's so hott)gabriel byrne, gina gershon,ashley judd.
Scents: jovan ginseng, old spice, neutregena man soap.
Shampoo: head and shoulders/ got 2 be
It is always a pleasure to hear _____: i love you
The weather this month has been _____: yick.
I am hoping that I can make _____: my next payment.
Right now I am listening to the sound of _____: doors opening/closing, computer sounds.
I wish, intensely, that I didn't have to _____: grow up and be a responsible human.
There is something extraordinarily fascinating about _____: car wrecks
I recently found _____: my lighter. it was buried under a mound of clean/dirty clothes...
I have been wishing _____: that i didnt have to live under the devil's jurisdiction and be treated like a stupid child every day of my life.
When I'm in New York, I'll say _____: so...where can i go to smoke?
I love to _____: cuddle.
As you know, I make a great ado about ______: nothing.
It makes me extremely proud to know _____: that i am smarter than that fucking annoying gorl who bugs the shit out of me with her stupidity. jesus christ. i have NEVER had to explain so many minutae as i do with her, and frankly, i've given up even trying. my language and vocabulary is simply far too complex for the likes of she to ever dream of understanding. for example, if i were to make the previous statement she'd say, "uh, what?". yes. it makes me proud to know that public school systems have done such a thourough job in filling the minds of todays youths with seroius muck.
I have been trying to _____: not kill anyone. you think i'm kidding.