Candice's lame-ass excuse to break up:
"I've learned that I'm hopelessly attracted to clowns. You understand."
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I, Candice M Stewart, being of sound mind, hereby bequeath my entire estate to my imaginary pet turtle. I do this because they walk the walk.
My only regret in this life was that I didn't punch more people in the face.
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