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Could someone please explain to me why is it that when I am with either Cassie or Jessi, we attract every weirdo within a 20 mile radius?
First the carnies...then the people in New York...then Geography Jerry, even though he kicked ass! Yeah, he was more cool than creepy like the other guys.
But now, this guy.
Cass and I went to our fav summer ice cream place, Rogers, and were sitting in my car eating our cones. Cass had the door open and was eating her cone while leaning out of the car so she wouldnt get sprinkles all over the inside of the car. After last year, i require it =)
Anyways, this seemingly drunk guy with a shirt covered in motor oil and a beard like a ZZ Top member walks directly into my open car door. WHACK! Which was open long before he reached it. He then spun around a few times while saying "sorry" multiple times. And stood there leaning on my car. "Cass, close the door." She shut the door, I cracked the windows...yes its nighttime in a slightly sketchy area. He comes back to the car, puts his head up near the passenger side window, and looks in reaching toward us with one hand, and slurring his words saying
"How you girls doin tonight? You got a cigarette?"
"No we don't smoke"
"Ah thats ok...you know across the street over there, that there store, some guy came walking down with a 22 calibur you know and walked right in there and wanted to rob it with the 22 calibur pistol, and no way that theres gonna happen, no way. NO WAY! NOT GONNA HAPPEN! You got a cigarette?"
"Uh...no, we dont smoke."
*slaps the car* *mumbles inaudibly* "Alright there, thats ok, girls you have a good night, have a good night girls."
*walks across the street and presses his arms against the back of some random guy with a 3 y/o girl*
"Lookit that! No one can say that aint pretty, no one can say that."
*walks into a cable coming off a telephone pole* *starts singing and cursing at...no one!*
*walks back past the car singing and darts across the road through traffic*
Wow...why do we attract all the weirdos? And this is coming from a resident strange person!
We need psycho repellent =)
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First the carnies...then the people in New York...then Geography Jerry, even though he kicked ass! Yeah, he was more cool than creepy like the other guys.
But now, this guy.
Cass and I went to our fav summer ice cream place, Rogers, and were sitting in my car eating our cones. Cass had the door open and was eating her cone while leaning out of the car so she wouldnt get sprinkles all over the inside of the car. After last year, i require it =)
Anyways, this seemingly drunk guy with a shirt covered in motor oil and a beard like a ZZ Top member walks directly into my open car door. WHACK! Which was open long before he reached it. He then spun around a few times while saying "sorry" multiple times. And stood there leaning on my car. "Cass, close the door." She shut the door, I cracked the windows...yes its nighttime in a slightly sketchy area. He comes back to the car, puts his head up near the passenger side window, and looks in reaching toward us with one hand, and slurring his words saying
"How you girls doin tonight? You got a cigarette?"
"No we don't smoke"
"Ah thats ok...you know across the street over there, that there store, some guy came walking down with a 22 calibur you know and walked right in there and wanted to rob it with the 22 calibur pistol, and no way that theres gonna happen, no way. NO WAY! NOT GONNA HAPPEN! You got a cigarette?"
"Uh...no, we dont smoke."
*slaps the car* *mumbles inaudibly* "Alright there, thats ok, girls you have a good night, have a good night girls."
*walks across the street and presses his arms against the back of some random guy with a 3 y/o girl*
"Lookit that! No one can say that aint pretty, no one can say that."
*walks into a cable coming off a telephone pole* *starts singing and cursing at...no one!*
*walks back past the car singing and darts across the road through traffic*
Wow...why do we attract all the weirdos? And this is coming from a resident strange person!
We need psycho repellent =)
Your Linguistic Profile:
45% General American English
45% Yankee
5% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?