The monthly update...
1.Where did the first time you kissed the last person you kissed take place?
On his bed. Exactly a year ago. Why do I know that? SICK.
2. What's the most exciting thing that happened to you today?
Well…it started with eating fried-pig intestines and continued to waking up and finding two strange men in my apartment…
3. Who sits behind you in English?
Oh. God.
4. Would you rather get up early or sleep in?
Is this a trick question?
6. How old were you when you had your first kiss?
19. I know. I’m super awesome!
7. What would you change about your life right now?
I suppose my inability to buckle down and finish my fucking homework would be a current issue…
8. Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth?
This is gay.
9. What's on your bedroom floor right now?
Everything.
10. Who was the last person you got into an argument with?
Uh?
11. Do you trust people easily?
Just to kill me.
12. If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
Anywhere.
13. Do you think you're pretty?
”I look so good!”
14. Could you go a day without eating?
Like that’s a challenge.
15. How much do looks matter to you?
In relation too…?
16. How do you feel about PDA?
And this just got gayer…
17. When is the last time you had your hair cut?
a couple weeks ago.
18. Would you rather be mad or sad?
Depends on who I stabbed.
19. Does it take a lot to make you cry?
Does it take you a lot to shut up!
20. What's the worst car accident you've ever been in?
Sigh.
22. How do you feel about liars?
Everyone LIES. (OH Gregory House lets be married!)
23. Do you tell your parents everything?
Why?
24. Would you rather be a bird or a fish?
I’d rather be more badass then either.
26. If you need to go to the store a block away, do you walk or drive?
Walk. Bike. Rollerskate.
27. Does the thought of marriage scare you?
Not for the reasons you’d think.
28. How many kids do you want?
We’ll see.
29. What's your favorite color to wear?
Brown or Green or Navy.
30. Who was the last person in your bedroom besides you?
Leah G I believe.
31. What are you waiting on?
Life.
34. What would you do if you found a dinosaur egg?
Nurture it until it hatched then form a special bond with it, so ultimately I could watch it eat people. Unless it’s an herbivore then I’d just ride around on its back and let it stomp on people. What? Like you’d use it for something better…
35. Do you get bored easily?
Aren’t I filling this out?
36. What's something someone can do that really bothers you?
Exist.
38. Do you wish you were famous?
Do you wish you were dead?
39. What do you do to your eyebrows?
Arch them mischievously.
40. When you're at the beach, do you swim or lay out more?
Mmmm beach.
41. Who's the last text message you received from?
Ms. Megan.
42. How do you like your steak cooked?
Mmmm steak.
45. Can music affect your mood?
Duh.
40. Have you ever been in a cave?
Several and a volcano once. Seriously.
49. Have you ever eaten a bug?
On purpose…no.
50. Do you think there's someone for everyone?
That’s a terribly depressing thought. I mean…like what if you never meet him/her?
On his bed. Exactly a year ago. Why do I know that? SICK.
2. What's the most exciting thing that happened to you today?
Well…it started with eating fried-pig intestines and continued to waking up and finding two strange men in my apartment…
3. Who sits behind you in English?
Oh. God.
4. Would you rather get up early or sleep in?
Is this a trick question?
6. How old were you when you had your first kiss?
19. I know. I’m super awesome!
7. What would you change about your life right now?
I suppose my inability to buckle down and finish my fucking homework would be a current issue…
8. Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth?
This is gay.
9. What's on your bedroom floor right now?
Everything.
10. Who was the last person you got into an argument with?
Uh?
11. Do you trust people easily?
Just to kill me.
12. If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
Anywhere.
13. Do you think you're pretty?
”I look so good!”
14. Could you go a day without eating?
Like that’s a challenge.
15. How much do looks matter to you?
In relation too…?
16. How do you feel about PDA?
And this just got gayer…
17. When is the last time you had your hair cut?
a couple weeks ago.
18. Would you rather be mad or sad?
Depends on who I stabbed.
19. Does it take a lot to make you cry?
Does it take you a lot to shut up!
20. What's the worst car accident you've ever been in?
Sigh.
22. How do you feel about liars?
Everyone LIES. (OH Gregory House lets be married!)
23. Do you tell your parents everything?
Why?
24. Would you rather be a bird or a fish?
I’d rather be more badass then either.
26. If you need to go to the store a block away, do you walk or drive?
Walk. Bike. Rollerskate.
27. Does the thought of marriage scare you?
Not for the reasons you’d think.
28. How many kids do you want?
We’ll see.
29. What's your favorite color to wear?
Brown or Green or Navy.
30. Who was the last person in your bedroom besides you?
Leah G I believe.
31. What are you waiting on?
Life.
34. What would you do if you found a dinosaur egg?
Nurture it until it hatched then form a special bond with it, so ultimately I could watch it eat people. Unless it’s an herbivore then I’d just ride around on its back and let it stomp on people. What? Like you’d use it for something better…
35. Do you get bored easily?
Aren’t I filling this out?
36. What's something someone can do that really bothers you?
Exist.
38. Do you wish you were famous?
Do you wish you were dead?
39. What do you do to your eyebrows?
Arch them mischievously.
40. When you're at the beach, do you swim or lay out more?
Mmmm beach.
41. Who's the last text message you received from?
Ms. Megan.
42. How do you like your steak cooked?
Mmmm steak.
45. Can music affect your mood?
Duh.
40. Have you ever been in a cave?
Several and a volcano once. Seriously.
49. Have you ever eaten a bug?
On purpose…no.
50. Do you think there's someone for everyone?
That’s a terribly depressing thought. I mean…like what if you never meet him/her?