I'm obviously in the wrong career track..

[jadecat9]

Fricking brilliant! Why didn't I ever think of doing double duty?!?!

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[gaaneden]

Yeah. Right. "Here, write copy and, oh, guard doors and be in public while you do it. Because, you know, copy just falls out of your ass. What do you want? You're reporting to the senior VP of marketing. You should be happy with that."

[gaaneden]

PS: You don't get a gun but you do get an ugly ass uniform.

[jadecat9]

Now, now, you haven't seen the uniform yet. It could be all purty and stuff...

[gaaneden]

Tell me, O'lovely one, if this company is too cheap to hire both a copy editor AND a security person, what makes you think they aren't going to find the cheapest, crappiest polyester uniform they can find. Besides, I've never seen a pretty security uniform.

[jadecat9]

Companies spend money on the damndest things, dontchaknow?

I'm *not* saying that it won't be ugly.
Chances are that it WILL be ugly.
But, there is a chance it could be a nice uniform; flattering even.

It could happen.
In some multiverse somewhere.....

[shipofools999]

You report to someone who you can never actually meet with because you work a different shift. Or you have to come in during your time off to meet on their schedule because you know they aren't going to be on yours.