these suck

Aug 04, 2007 00:44



“Wait a minute…she’s waking up!” someone said.  “She’s alive, we’ve got her, we can go now,” and she felt herself being picked up and carried in the arms of someone running the hell away from wherever they were.  Slowly the pieces of memory fell into place-Zhjaeve and Qara, and Sydeny Natale and the True Names, and facing the Shadow ( Read more... )

nwn 2, writing: on current projects, musings, romance, whining, fanfic, bishop and laura, writing: fanfic par moi

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loquaciousquark August 5 2007, 05:30:52 UTC
AUUUUUUUGH WHY DO YOU WRITE SAD THINGS AND NOW I AM GOING TO HAVE SAD DREAMS SHAME ON YOOOOOOUUU.

Nice flow, I think. This line: "Because she was totally fucked, in so many different ways" made me chuckle a bit.

The rape conversation was really interesting. It wasn't--there was any of you, the author, cluttering it up, so it was totally the male guy's thoughts and ideas and convictions and the author's personal philosophy was clearly absent in favor of getting inside this screwed-up guy's head. Um. If that made sense.

Their relationship is, at least from my point of view, believable, and I'll just have to play it myself to see how IC they/he are/is.

Well, I enjoyed it in that OH GEEZ THIS TOTALLY SUCKS kind of way. ;)

NOW I MUST COME AND TAKE YOUR COMPUTAR

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jade_sabre_301 August 5 2007, 05:36:50 UTC
Um...sorry? *tries to think of a happy moment in the Bishop/Laura storyline to offer you*

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*phails*

Hee hee, I like that line.

aw...*blushes* it makes sense. it makes very good sense. *blushes*

He's more IC in the second one than the first, I think, aside from the blabbing...but he tends to talk in short, choppy lines, like “Can’t imagine why that would be.” (In fact, there was one cutscene in which he had a whole three lines to say...I was shocked. And drooling because his voice is, of course, omg t3h smex.)

aw, thanks! *beams*

OMGEEZE YOU CAN'T BECAUSE SEE MY BARD CHARACTER IS EFFED LIKE WHOA AND SO I HAVE TO PLAY THE WHOLE GAME OVER WITH LAURA INSTEAD WHICH IS GOOD ROMANTICALLY SPEAKING (and really what else matter?) BUT CRAPPY IN TERMS OF OMG THIS GAME IS LONG.

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loquaciousquark August 5 2007, 05:42:45 UTC
Cutscenes are awesome. I want to play NWN2 just for them.

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SEE? SEE? THAT IS WHY BARDS EFFING SUCK.

SERIOUSLY. THE MOST I EVER LEVELED ONE WAS TO LEVEL FIVE. AND THEN I COULDN'T STAND DYING IN EVERY. SINGLE. ENCOUNTER AND LET HER WASTE AWAY.

HAHA. I MISSPELLED AWAY LIKE SIX TIMES JUST NOW. S != A FINGERS. COME ON. GET IT TOGETHER.

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jade_sabre_301 August 5 2007, 05:51:24 UTC
They are pretty amazing. There's one that's entirely devoted to Khelgar, Neeshka, and Qara insulting each other. (Also one devoted to Bishop berating Casavir for crushing on you. Heh heh.)

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Well, it's not entirely her fault I suckzorz at making my keep defensible. But her complete and utter lack of any/all combat abilities (coupled with the fact that the game FORCES you to wield a sword, which OMG I'M NOT GOOD AT as a GNOME for *insert deity*'s sake) is grating. I just want to get to the part where...um...well, suffice to say it's an event that adds tragedy to the Bishop storyline. Yeah. That's the ticket. *totally spoiled herself at the official NWN2 forums*

HAHAHAHA. *POINTS AND LAUGHS*

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loquaciousquark August 5 2007, 05:53:10 UTC
AHHAHAHAHAA. This is why you play half-orc barbarians. You never have to worry about pesky combat again! Mostly because you OWN every fight!

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jade_sabre_301 August 5 2007, 05:56:24 UTC
No way! Laura can kick plenty of butt. Especially now that's she's got a Bone Phoenix.

Actually my elven sorceress phailed to win the first NWN game, and so I went back and replayed it and beat it with a half-orc barbarian instead. Um.

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loquaciousquark August 5 2007, 05:57:00 UTC
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAIL.

<3

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jade_sabre_301 August 5 2007, 06:02:06 UTC
*cries*

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emerald_happy August 5 2007, 18:38:58 UTC
HOMG! she'sanelevensorceresstrappedinthebodyofahalforebarbarbarian! Um.

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jade_sabre_301 February 27 2008, 17:35:13 UTC
SO I WAS REREADING THE COMMENTS ON THIS AND JUST WANTED TO SAY

THIS IS WHY YOU PLAY HALF-ORC BARBARIANS BECAUSE YOU OWN IN EVERY FIGHT INCLUDING WHEN YOU FIGHT YOUR OWN TEAMMATES.

AH-HAHAHAHAHA NEW YEAR'S WAS WIN.

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loquaciousquark April 18 2008, 23:58:05 UTC
;_;

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jade_sabre_301 April 19 2008, 00:34:47 UTC
oh come on you loved it.

I mean after you were done committing seppuku.

also are you going to be on tonight? I feel like being lazy and just hanging out online. but if you're having fun, I totally condone that too. :-)

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loquaciousquark April 19 2008, 01:41:21 UTC
Yeah, I should be. For once I don't have anything absolutely pressing, so I'm totally chilling tonight and watching CSI: Miami until my brain rots.

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emerald_happy August 5 2007, 18:37:23 UTC
You and Jade are hilarious.

YES YOU ARE!!! X INFINITY

Okay, that was my go at capslocks craziness

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loquaciousquark August 5 2007, 21:58:33 UTC
CAPSLOCK PWNS ALL

ALSO I AM GLAD I WAS ABLE TO PROVIDE SOME SORT OF AMUSEMENT TO ALL WHO NEED THE FUNNY.

Actually, I felt kinda bad because I haven't been on LJ in ages, so yeah. THIS IS MY RETURN TO INTERNET, INTERNET.

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jade_sabre_301 August 6 2007, 05:10:19 UTC
I MUST COPY AGREE WITH QUARK AND SAY YAY I'M GLAD YOU WERE AMUSED.

so didya read the stories? :-b

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