Quark: I'm in the middle of a record now with a Rob Cavallo, who is like the god of producers at the moment. He's doing an Adam Lambert track, and I'm going over to meet Adam. Adam Lambert [of "American Idol" fame] is the only singer that I've ever thought was amazing. I think there have been great singers, you know, Freddie Mercury, Steven Tyler, you know, a lot of great rock singers. Michael Jackson was one, but Adam Lambert is one I haven't been awestruck with since [Janis] Joplin in the '60s. I don't think anybody actually comprehends how good this guy is. I mean, I downloaded everything he did for "American Idol." I'm like this Adam Lambert groupie.
meatloaf said that
me: oh meatloaf
you are placing adam above freddie mercury
and that's just
not okay
Quark: WELL ANYWAY
A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THINK HE'S PRETTY COOL
me: THAT'S COOL
but I object to calling him better than Freddie Mercury
Quark: that's okay
i know he's better
me: also a bunch of people think Twilight's pretty cool I'M JUST SAYING
...
Quark: HEY
HEY
HEY
HEY
HEY
me: you know who is better?
Quark: HEY
me: I'M JUST SAYING
THERE IS A FALLACY IN YOUR ARGUMENT
Quark: NO
me: IT IS NOT VALID OR SOUND
Quark: LIES
me: OR COMPELLING
Quark: GO AWAY
THEY ARE LEGITIMATE MUSIC CRITICS
me: ...who is better, Quark
Quark: NOT TEENAGE GIRLS
me: WHO DO YOU THINK IS BETTER, QUARK
I HAVE TO KNOW BEFORE I GO TO BED
Quark: BETWEEN FREDDIE MERCURY OR ADAM?
me: YES
Quark: I DON'T THINK
YOU WILL LIKE THE ANSWER
me: ...
OH MY GOD
Quark: WHEN THE GUY WHO WROTE "TRACKS OF MY TEARS"
LIKES ADAM'S PERFORMANCE MORE THAN HIS OWN
I THINK THAT'S PRETTY COOL
me:
http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/81538303/10604013 Quark: pffffffffffffffffffffffytlol
me: D:
Quark:
http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/88021875/10604013 me: ASDLJFASDF
OH GOD
OH GOD YOU REALLY DO HATE ME
Quark: WHAT NO I DON'T
me: YES
YES YOU DO
Quark: no
no i do not
because adam doesn't hate
and i model my life after him
me: ...
well you should consider the effect of your actions on others
because I'm feeling in the hate over here
Quark: :( <
http://afod.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/sad-puppy.jpg>
me: that puppy doesn't even look real
Quark: :c
me: you have pretty much mortally offended both me and my sensibility
Quark: awwwwwwwwwwww bb
don't be like that
me: ...says the would-be rapist?
Quark: ...
wait
what
me: "aw baby don't be like that"
Quark: i have no idea what you're talking about
and i think
that might be a good thing
me: ...it seems like a would-be rapist thing to say
Quark: oh
well
no
me: you have officially like crossed the boundary lines of fail a bazillion times tonight
I just thought you should know I'm keeping a tally
Quark: UH HUH
GO SLEEP WOMAN
LET ME DO MY ASSIGNMENT
me: ...
NO
Quark: ACCIDENTALLY IN LOVE
me: GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE [I.E. NOT A MENTAL IMAGE OF GREENIFIED
ADAM LAMBERT) TO DREAM ABOUT
WHAT
Quark: SO I SAID I'M A SNOW BALL RUNNING
RUNNING DOWN INTO THE SPRING
me: ...
IS THAT REALLY WHAT THAT FIRST LINE IS?
Quark: WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO KEEP GOING
me: HUH
Quark: I HAVE NO IDEA
me: I ACTUALLY KIND OF LIKE THAT SONG?
Quark: NO ESCAPING YOUR LOVE
AHH
me: SO IF YOU WERE TRYING TO WARD ME OFF
FAIL
Quark: THESE LINES OF LIGHTNING MEAN WE'RE NEVER ALONE
me: ...oh sweet, sweet irony
Quark: COME ON COME ON
me: NO NO
...
YOU FORGOT THE NO NOS
Quark: SETTLE DOWN INSIDE MY LOOOOOOVE
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
ACCIDENTALLY IN LOVE
ACCIDENTALLY IN LOOOOOOOOOVE
I'M IN LOVE I'M IN LOVE I'M IN LOVE I'M IN LOVE
me: BUT NOT WITH ME
T_T
GOOD NIGHT
Quark: <3
GOOD NIGHT