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[fat_jade]

My my... So much chocolate around, I don't know how I can possibly eat anymore! ♥ But... I can try, of course. ♥

Sigh... I wish someone was around to help me carry it, though. Being so old, it's rather difficult to carry it all, and my back does bother me so...

Oh well. More for me. ♥

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[the_amazing_guy]

...What?

[fat_jade]

Ah, Guy. Do explain how all this chocolate got here. ♥

[the_amazing_guy]

...What?

[fat_jade]

Or would you care to share it with me...? I do believe there's enough here for two.

[the_amazing_guy]

Err... no thanks.... What?

[fat_jade]

...I don't understand why you're so confused by the whole matter, Guy. There is a lot of chocolate here, and I'm offering to share it. It's not exactly high-level physics or anything, you know.

[the_amazing_guy]

...I'm about to lose my sanity.

Okay, I'll have some chocolate.

[fat_jade]

Why, exactly? Is the sheer presence of this much chocolate too much...? Or is it the fact that there are at least three of me? Or is it that I've put on a few pounds...? ♥

Don't take too much, now; no need to be greedy~

[the_amazing_guy]

Well... The fact that there are three of you... and you... you're... you.

...Forget the chocolate. You can have it.