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[whydoihavetopay]

Okay, what the HELL.

Does ANYONE know what's going on here?

That stupid thing doesn't know, Guy has no clue--I'd LIKE TO ASK JADE SINCE HE USUALLY KNOWS EVERYTHING, BUT HE'S THE FREAKING PROBLEM.

One colonel being a sarcastic asshole to me all the time is enough, dammit! And I don't want the lardass one stealing MY food.

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[cockatielfan]

Luke, you need not be so rash about all this. I'm sure there is an explanation for what has been happening lately! I suggest you calm down and help us deal with it instead of ranting so pointlessly.

[whydoihavetopay]

Oh, shut up. You're not the one who gets ragged on all the time.

...and I am calm, dammit!

[cockatielfan]

How crude of you. Perhaps if you didn't complain so much, he would not 'rag' on you!

Hardly. Do try to act in a manner more befitting of your rank.

[whydoihavetopay]

And maybe if you weren't ON the rag so much, you'd be more tolerable. Sheesh.

Yeah, whatever. *eye roll*

[cockatielfan]

I can tell this conversation is going nowhere as usual.

Honestly, Luke, when will you learn?

[whydoihavetopay]

Learn?

[cockatielfan]

Or rather, when will you remember that you once had manners and knew how to use them? There is nothing wrong with a reasonable amount of discretion!

[whydoihavetopay]

Yeah, and there's nothing wrong with being pissed off that there's now like fifty billion of that bastard colonel!

Seriously, get your priorities straight!

[cockatielfan]

This is nothing more than one crisis of many you may have to face as the future Duke Fabre, or quite possibly future king. Priorities have nothing to do with your behaviour!

[whydoihavetopay]

I think you're ignoring the fact that there's like. FIFTY TRILLION. JADE. RUNNING AROUND. AT THIS VERY MOMENT.

NOT ONE. FIFTY ZILLION!

If I were King, I'd have made damn sure this couldn't have happened!

[cockatielfan]

You need not exaggerate so much. I have counted four at most - hardly so many as you've mentioned.

And just how would you do that?

[whydoihavetopay]

But he's annoying enough to make up for fifty quadrillion normal people!

I'd....uh.

[cockatielfan]

Half the reason he continues to annoy you is because you react to it!

Mmhm. I thought as much.

[whydoihavetopay]

I do NOT react to things!!

yeah, so, what's your solution, Ms. Future Queen of Kimlasca?

[cockatielfan]

And what do you call this little outburst?

I do not have one at the moment, but unlike some, I never claimed to have one.