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[the_amazing_guy]

...Jade?

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[tofu_curry]

You rang? I'm simply everywhere lately.

[the_amazing_guy]

How would I know you're the real Jade?

[tofu_curry]

How would you know I'm not? You see, that seems to be the problem. We are all convinced we are the original.

How about this: what is the last thing you remember happening that somehow concerned me? When was the last time you saw me? What were we doing? What was going on? If we all compare notes, perhaps we'll find some of the typical telltale holes in the memories of replicas.

[the_amazing_guy]

Hm... Last thing... We were in Grand Chokmah. Fringus... was killed.

[tofu_curry]

Oh... my.

[the_amazing_guy]

...

[tofu_curry]

And this was - recent? Within a few days?

[the_amazing_guy]

Two days ago, actually.

[tofu_curry]

[hurr, replied to my own comment]

It seems we have a much larger problem than simply an excess of me.

You should ask the other Jades the same thing. It's possible that this has less to do with replicas than it does... hm.

[the_amazing_guy]

A problem? What can be more problematic than... replicas of you?

[tofu_curry]

Rifts in the space-time continuum. Parallel universes. Little things like that.

[the_amazing_guy]

So you're saying all these Jades are from parallel universes?

[tofu_curry]

I am becoming increasingly convinced that that is, in fact, the case.

[the_amazing_guy]

Yeah, I lost it.

[tofu_curry]

Lost what? The remains of your sanity?

[the_amazing_guy]

Uh huh!