Turns out I have something much worse than previously thought. It could be this:
http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/gastroenteritis It could just be the worst case of the stomach flu I've had since I was little.
Either way, I can barely type this. I apologize for any misspellings, but I'm ready to sleep. Erin brought me Gatorade to keep me hydrated, cause dad went to Las Vegas this weekend- joy. Erin is bringing her mom over later to diagnose me like only moms can do.
*sigh* I just need to see Jess' show tomorrow night...