nooooo

[jade_jiggs]

oh no ashlee simpson did NOT name her son BRONX MOWGLI
just in case any of you don't know...mowgli is that little tanned banana hammock sporting orphan from the jungle book. the JUNGLE BOOK.
sigh.

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[thats_the_catch]

WENTZ HAS A BABY? Terrifying.

[jade_jiggs]

when asked about his son's name he said "because he'll either be a rock star, or a senator." GREAT pete, just great job.

[thats_the_catch]

He's a bit of a moron. Or a lot of one.

[sorbets]

yeah but now the kid's initials are BMW... he's going to be an absolute baller.