Columbo speaks
Again, a family member sent me this. This is about some stuff that we don't know about Senator Obama, because for one reason or another, they are not available to us, the People.
Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um ... know you are busy and
important and stuff. I mean running for president is very important and ... ah ... I
hate to bother you. I will only take a minute ok, sir?
See... I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering
sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know,
no big deal, just some loose ends and things.
Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time
and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know? Is that painting real?
Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a museum once!
Oh, sorry sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out a
minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close
this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to
Coney Island? No, I didn't think so. .
Well, listen, anyways, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up.
These things seem to either be 'locked' or 'not available'. I'm sure it's just some
oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are
... I ... I ... have them written down here somewhere ... oh wait. Sorry about the
smears. It was raining out. I'll just read it to you.
Could you help me please find these things, sir?
1. Occidental College records ... Not released
2. Columbia College records ... Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper ... 'Not available'
4. Harvard College records ... Not released
5. Selective Service Registration ... Not released
6. Medical records ... Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule ... 'Not available'
8. Law practice client list ... Not released
9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate ... Not released
10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth ... Not released
11. Harvard Law Review articles published ... None
12. University of Chicago scholarly articles ... None
13. Your Record of baptism ... Not released or 'Not available'
14. Your Illinois State Senate records ... 'Not available'
Oh hey listen! I know you are busy! Is this too much for you now? I tell you what.
I will come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you
know? I mean, I know you are busy, so I will just let myself out. I will be back
tomorrow.
Who wants to know these things? asked Senator Obama.
Columbo answered: THE PEOPLE
SEND THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. LETS GET TOGETHER
AND DEMAND ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light
and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
[Isaiah 5:20]
Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um ... know you are busy and
important and stuff. I mean running for president is very important and ... ah ... I
hate to bother you. I will only take a minute ok, sir?
See... I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering
sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know,
no big deal, just some loose ends and things.
Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time
and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know? Is that painting real?
Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a museum once!
Oh, sorry sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out a
minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close
this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to
Coney Island? No, I didn't think so. .
Well, listen, anyways, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up.
These things seem to either be 'locked' or 'not available'. I'm sure it's just some
oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are
... I ... I ... have them written down here somewhere ... oh wait. Sorry about the
smears. It was raining out. I'll just read it to you.
Could you help me please find these things, sir?
1. Occidental College records ... Not released
2. Columbia College records ... Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper ... 'Not available'
4. Harvard College records ... Not released
5. Selective Service Registration ... Not released
6. Medical records ... Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule ... 'Not available'
8. Law practice client list ... Not released
9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate ... Not released
10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth ... Not released
11. Harvard Law Review articles published ... None
12. University of Chicago scholarly articles ... None
13. Your Record of baptism ... Not released or 'Not available'
14. Your Illinois State Senate records ... 'Not available'
Oh hey listen! I know you are busy! Is this too much for you now? I tell you what.
I will come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you
know? I mean, I know you are busy, so I will just let myself out. I will be back
tomorrow.
Who wants to know these things? asked Senator Obama.
Columbo answered: THE PEOPLE
SEND THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. LETS GET TOGETHER
AND DEMAND ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light
and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
[Isaiah 5:20]